Week of: Feb 10 - 16 2008
Don't try too hard this week. It will only result in wasted effort because you aren't going anywhere in life right now. Try feeling sorry for yourself. Masturbation will come easily to you but won't be very satisfying.
HOT STORIES
AFRICAN NATIONS TO DONATE WATER SUPPLIES TO EUROPE
ISLAMISTS DECRY “MUSLIM- IFICATION” OF ISLAM
CHILDLIKE DRAWING SHOWS CHILD IS NOT A PRODIGY
GOD SUING MICROSOFT FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
OBAMA RAISING SUPPORT FROM THE DEAD
KFC OFFICIALS CALL FOR BAN ON CHICKEN FRIED STEAK
