AFRICAN NATIONS TO DONATE WATER SUPPLIES TO EUROPE
ISLAMISTS DECRY “MUSLIM- IFICATION” OF ISLAM
CHILDLIKE DRAWING SHOWS CHILD IS NOT A PRODIGY
GOD SUING MICROSOFT FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
OBAMA RAISING SUPPORT FROM THE DEAD
KFC OFFICIALS CALL FOR BAN ON CHICKEN FRIED STEAK
Week of: Feb 10 - 16 2008
Someone close to you will die this week. You won't get anything out of it. Try not to get too upset because they didn't like you much anyway. Keep an eye out for an attractive romantic prospect at the funeral, now is the time to strike.
