Week of: Feb 10 - 16 2008
Watch a lot of TV this week as it will allow you to wallow in your own misery and take your mind off your failure of a life. Avoid news and public broadcasting.
HOT STORIES
AFRICAN NATIONS TO DONATE WATER SUPPLIES TO EUROPE
ISLAMISTS DECRY “MUSLIM- IFICATION” OF ISLAM
CHILDLIKE DRAWING SHOWS CHILD IS NOT A PRODIGY
GOD SUING MICROSOFT FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
OBAMA RAISING SUPPORT FROM THE DEAD
KFC OFFICIALS CALL FOR BAN ON CHICKEN FRIED STEAK
