Week of: Feb 24 - Mar 1 2008
Do not use power tools this week, even if your job requires it. You will either causes severe bodily harm to yourself or to another. Exceptions: Murder.
HOT STORIES
AFRICAN NATIONS TO DONATE WATER SUPPLIES TO EUROPE
ISLAMISTS DECRY “MUSLIM- IFICATION” OF ISLAM
CHILDLIKE DRAWING SHOWS CHILD IS NOT A PRODIGY
GOD SUING MICROSOFT FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
OBAMA RAISING SUPPORT FROM THE DEAD
KFC OFFICIALS CALL FOR BAN ON CHICKEN FRIED STEAK
