Week of: Feb 10 - 16 2008
Eat heartily this week. Tubbiness will eventually become socially acceptable and you need to get a head start. Do not eat any light bulbs or metal, you can't digest those types of things properly.
HOT STORIES
AFRICAN NATIONS TO DONATE WATER SUPPLIES TO EUROPE
ISLAMISTS DECRY “MUSLIM- IFICATION” OF ISLAM
CHILDLIKE DRAWING SHOWS CHILD IS NOT A PRODIGY
GOD SUING MICROSOFT FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
OBAMA RAISING SUPPORT FROM THE DEAD
KFC OFFICIALS CALL FOR BAN ON CHICKEN FRIED STEAK
