Week of: Feb 10 - 16 2008
Vampires should be a serious concern this week. Wear a chain of garlic, break out that cross, and make a trip to get some holy water. It will be well worth the effort when the bloodsuckers come to get you.
HOT STORIES
AFRICAN NATIONS TO DONATE WATER SUPPLIES TO EUROPE
ISLAMISTS DECRY “MUSLIM- IFICATION” OF ISLAM
CHILDLIKE DRAWING SHOWS CHILD IS NOT A PRODIGY
GOD SUING MICROSOFT FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
OBAMA RAISING SUPPORT FROM THE DEAD
KFC OFFICIALS CALL FOR BAN ON CHICKEN FRIED STEAK
