ENTERTAINMENT

JENNIFER ANISTON DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT BRAD PITT, THINK ABOUT BRAD PITT, OR DREAM ABOUT BRAD PITT

CHRISTINA AGUILERA QUICKLY BECOMING TOO BIG FOR ‘THE VOICE’ OR ANY TELEVISION SCREEN

ROSIE O’DONNELL MANAGES TO SQUEEZE HERSELF AND SHOW INTO SMALLER STUDIO

KIM KARDASHIAN DECIDES NOT TO MARRY COMPLETE STRANGER WHO SHOWED UP AT HER DOOR

ONLINE VOTING FOR OSCARS MAY ALLOW HACKERS TO GIVE SANDRA BULLOCK ANOTHER WIN

JAMES CAMERON PLANNING TO BECOME THE KING OF NEW ZEALAND

DANIEL RADCLIFFE DOESN’T REALLY CARE IF RUPERT GRINT LIVES OR DIES

DEMI MOORE HOSPITALIZATION MAY THREATEN NEW JOB AT KFC

CHRIS BROWN NOT BACK WITH RIHANNA BUT IS DEFINITELY DATING A GIRL

GEORGE LUCAS IRRITATES NEIGHBOURS BY CONTINUING TO MAKE MOVIES

NEW YORK CITY SAVED FROM COURTNEY LOVE BY LEGAL DECISION, FOR NOW AT LEAST

GEORGE LUCAS WILL ONLY MAKE BIG MOVIES FOR THE CRAFT SERVICES FROM NOW ON

HEATHER LOCKLEAR FALLS OFF THE WAGON, DOWN THE STAIRS, AND FURTHER INTO WHO CARES

BEYONCE AND JAY-Z MAKING SURE NEW PARENTS CAN’T SEE THEIR KIDS

KRISTY MCNICHOL DESPERATE TO TELL EVERYONE, ANYONE, WHO SHE REALLY IS

LINDSAY LOHAN’S STALKER RELIEVED HE CAN’T GET NEAR HER ANYMORE

FANS ANTICIPATING NEXT HUMAN SACRIFICE AND BLOOD BATH FROM LADY GAGA

KATY PERRY’S DAD UNABLE TO SPEAK ABOUT DIVORCE IN A NORMAL TONGUE

CEE LO GREEN OUTRAGES JOHN LENNON FANS BY CHANGING LYRICS TO HIS COMMIE ATHEIST SONG

DAVID LETTERMAN EXTORTIONIST RETURNS TO PRODUCING AND EXTORTION

RUSSELL BRAND FINALLY FREES HIMSELF FROM KATY PERRY WITH DIVORCE FILING

PARIS HILTON UNBANNED FROM NIGHTCLUB BUT STILL NOT A CELEBRITY AGAIN

TAYLOR LAUTNER IS GAY, OR NOT, OR MAYBE, OR PROBABLY

FORMER PERSONAL ASSISTANT SUES LADY GAGA FOR MAKING HER DO WORK

DISNEY STILL FINDS EATING DISORDERS AND DEMI LOVATO A LITTLE FUNNY

STEVEN SPIELBERG DID ACTUALLY MAKE THAT MOVIE ABOUT THE HORSE, REALLY

MEL GIBSON RESISTS PUNCHING HIS EX-WIFE IN THE FACE AFTER SHE TAKES HALF HIS FORTUNE

BILL MURRAY REJECTS LATEST GHOSTBUSTERS SCRIPT BUT ERNIE HUDSON IS IN

KRIS JENNER USING SLAVES OTHER THAN HER CHILDREN TO BUILD HER EMPIRE

BRITNEY SPEARS GETS ENGAGED TO FUTURE EX-HUSBAND

ADELE TELLS FANS THAT THEY WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR NEW ALBUM WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT

KORN LASHES OUT AT OBAMA AND MOST OF THE LAST DECADE

ALEC BALDWIN MAY JUST WALK EVERYWHERE FROM NOW ON

TOM CRUISE NOW PAYING FANS TO GET EXCITED ABOUT HIS MOVIES

KANYE WEST ALREADY PLANNING FOR HIS FUNERAL

JOHNNY DEPP MAKES GOOD ON LONG-SEETHING HATRED OF THE DISABLED

POTHEAD MILEY JUST LOOKING FOR SOME SNACKS

GEORGE CLOONEY MAKES FINAL CUT FOR BERLUSCONI SEX TRIAL

WESLEY SNIPES SAYS HE DOESN’T NEED TO PAY MASSIVE AMERICAN EXPRESS BILL

WAGNER, WALKEN, BOAT CAPTAIN, BOAT NOT SUSPECTS IN NATALIE WOOD DEATH

LATEST TWILIGHT MOVIE HITS AND SHOWS THE END IS BLISSFULLY NEAR

ROBERT WAGNER FINALLY PAYS THE PIPER FOR KILLING NATALIE WOOD

TWITTER SCANDAL MAY HAVE BEEN FINAL STRAW IN MOORE - KUTCHER MARRIAGE

BRAD PITT TO GIVE ACTING CAREER THREE MORE YEARS BEFORE GIVING UP

CONRAD MURRAY GUILTY IN THRILLER OF A TRIAL

ACCUSATIONS RENEWED AFTER PICTURES REVEAL BABY LOOKS LIKE BIEBER

SELENA GOMEZ’S LIFE NOT IN ENOUGH DANGER FOR RABID BIEBER FANS

PATERNITY CLAIM MAY FORCE JUSTIN BIEBER TO REVEAL TRUE GENDER

KIM KARDASHIAN TORN OVER DIVORCE DECISION EXCLUSIVE

ROBERT PATTINSON TO GO BY ‘BOB’ FOLLOWING RELEASE OF FINAL ‘TWILIGHT’ MOVIE

L.A. COUNTY JAIL CLEARING OUT LINDSAY LOHAN’S OLD ROOM

ZACHARY QUINTO SAYS NEXT STAR TREK MOVIE WILL BE FABULOUS

HARDCORE BIEBER FAN LAYS DEATH THREAT ON SELENA GOMEZ

DEMI MOORE AND ASHTON KUTCHER STILL MAY BE GETTING A DIVORCE, OR NOT

THE FBI GOES HOLLYWOOD WITH INVESTIGATION OF CLINT EASTWOOD

BRAD PITT’S NEW MOVIE BECOMES HAVEN FOR TERRORIST ACTIVITY

ENGLISH TOWN BEING STALKED BY MASSIVE BIRDS OF PREY

MORE CELEBRITIES FROM THE CIVIL WAR APPEAR

SEAN PENN MAY MOVE ONTO FREEING KATIE HOLMES AFTER FREEING IRANIAN HOSTAGES

DEMI MOORE AND ASHTON KUTCHER GETTING DIVORCED, OR NOT, OR SOMETHING

JENNIFER ANISTON HOLDS HER OWN AGAINST DIRECTING LEGENDS SCORSESE, ALLEN

LADY GAGA MAY BECOME OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL ADVISOR ON BULLYING

BRAD PITT’S LATEST MOVIE POLLING BADLY WITH JENNIFER ANISTON’S FAMILY, FAN

ALT-ROCKERS R.E.M. BREAK UP ABOUT TEN YEARS TOO LATE

NEW PICTURE REVEALS NICOLAS CAGE’S IMMORTALITY PLOY TO THE WORLD

POLANSKI TO TEST THE SWISS AGAIN WITH RETURN TO ZURICH FILM FESTIVAL

SPIDER-MAN ACTORS ALLOWED TO MAKE OWN COSTUMES FOR NEW MOVIE

FBI DROPS EVERYTHING TO INVESTIGATE LEAKED SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE PICS

MOBY FINALLY ABLE TO CELEBRATE 9/11 BIRTHDAY AFTER TEN YEARS

ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL FINALLY EXACTS HIS REVENGE ON SOCIETY

GEORGE LUCAS DEVELOPING TIME MACHINE TO FIX ISSUES WITH 1988 SELF

RIHANNA DUMPS JAY-Z AFTER HE GETS BEYONCE PREGNANT

BIEBER AND GOMEZ ON THE ROCKS AGAIN AFTER MISSED CURFEW

SIMON COWELL MAKES PLANS TO BE RE-FROZEN AFTER DEATH

HILARY DUFF NOW BEING PAID TO NOT MAKE MOVIES

PAULY D MAY START HIS OWN WALK OF FAME AFTER BEING BANNED FROM HOLLYWOOD

DRUNKEN MATTHEW FOX GETS INTO FIGHT, INSISTS HE HAS TO GET BACK TO THE ISLAND

BEYONCE, MARIAH THROW SUPPORT BEHIND EMBATTLED GADDAFI FAMILY

CHRISTINA AGUILERA THREATENS TO BEAT UP WEBSITE OWNER AFTER SHE FINISHES WITH HER SON

KATE WINSLET USES STAR POWER TO FIGHT PLASTIC SURGERY

WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT TO SPLIT KIDS EVENLY FOLLOWING SEPARATION

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPHRIES SIGN EXCLUSIVE DEAL FOR DIVORCE PICTURES

GWYNETH PALTROW OUTED AS SECRET HERO OF 9/11 ATTACKS

MARVEL SCHEDULES AVENGERS SEQUEL TWO WEEKS BEFORE RELEASE OF THE FIRST FILM

ICE CUBE STILL HARDCORE IN BATTLE WITH FORMER BANDMATES

WESLEY SNIPES SETS UP POST-PRISON PROJECTS

CONAN O’BRIEN DOES AWAY WITH GEORGE LOPEZ FOR GOOD

EVERYDAY IS FRIDAY FOR REBECCA BLACK AFTER SHE QUITS SCHOOL

KANYE WEST CONFUSES HIMSELF WITH HITLER AGAIN

OPRAH FINALLY GETS LONG DESERVED OSCAR RECOGNITION

NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE TO EXPLORE HIS ILLEGAL ALIEN ROOTS

WILLING TO SHAVE, ROBIN WILLIAMS WAS STILL REJECTED FOR RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

JOE JONAS TO SHOCK FANS BY RELEASING UPCOMING ALBUM

SPIDER-MAN VILLAIN ARRESTED AT SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON

STEVEN SPIELBERG ANNOUNCES ANOTHER MOVIE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE

AMY WINEHOUSE FINALLY DECLARED DEAD AFTER 5 YEARS

J.K. ROWLING FINALLY GETS RECOGNITION FOR HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE

SARAH PALIN MOVIE FALLS TO HARRY POTTER IN FIRST WEEKEND

JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY SPLIT THE MOST BORING IN YEARS

HARRY POTTER REFUGEE CAMP READY FOR INFLUX OF VISITORS

TOBEY MAGUIRE STILL TRYING TO RUIN BEN AFFLECK’S LIFE IN SECRET POKER GAMES

HALLE BERRY TERRIFIED KITCHEN WINDOW STALKER SAW HER WITHOUT MAKEUP

ALICIA SILVERSTONE RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD FOR NEW MOVIE

PRODUCERS OKAY WITH JAKE GYLLENHAAL SURVIVING ‘MAN VS WILD’

LARRY CROWNE FAILS TO BREAK THROUGH TO THE ADULT DIAPER DEMOGRAPHIC

CHRISTINA AGUILERA MAY NOW BE LARGE ENOUGH FOR MITOSIS

JENNIFER ANISTON TURNS DOWN ROLE IN SEQUEL TO MR. & MRS. SMITH

LADY GAGA REFUSING TO ADMIT SHE STOLE FROM JAPANESE HURRICANE RELIEF FUND

U2 RETREATS TO ISLAND GETAWAY AFTER TAX PROTESTS DISRUPT CONCERT

STUNT GOES WRONG KILLING JACKASS STAR RYAN DUNN

WIL WHEATON GRANTED RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST KIEFER SUTHERLAND

M.C. HAMMER ENDURES THE VENGEFUL WRATH OF JUGGALO NATION

TAYLOR LAUTNER’S NEXT MOVIE UNDERGOES REWRITE TO REMOVE ALL DIALOGUE

BONO TURNS HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS TOWARDS SCHWARZENEGGER-SHRIVER SPLIT

AMY WINEHOUSE CELEBRATES TRIP TO REHAB WITH BOTTLE OF VODKA

OPRAH WINFREY DECLINES COMMENT AFTER BEING FIRED FROM TALK SHOW

KATY PERRY HAVING TROUBLE GETTING TICKETS TO HER OWN CONCERTS

SCHWARZENEGGER’S BABY MAMA DRAMA DESTROYS SKYNET AND SAVES THE WORLD

VIN DIESEL ITCHING TO PLAY BARACK OBAMA IN BIOPIC

SHANIA TWAIN FINALLY LOSING HER VOICE

MARY TYLER MOORE SET TO STAR IN BRAIN SURGERY DRAMA

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND MARIA SHRIVER SPLIT AFTER HE LOSES HIS JOB

PAUL MCCARTNEY DONATES TO FIANCE CHARITY AGAIN

JUSTIN BIEBER EXPERIENCES FALLOUT IN PLANS FOR JAPANESE CONCERT

MARVEL MAY CONTINUE WITH SUPERHERO MOVIES

CIA OPERATIVES FIND POSSIBLE LOCATION OF NEW JERSEY SHORE SEASON

JOHNNY DEPP ATTEMPTS CAREER COMEBACK IN 21 JUMP STREET REMAKE

MAN KILLED OVER LIMP BIZKIT MUSIC MAY HAVE DESERVED DEATH

JOHN WALSH STARTS TO HUNT DOWN POLO BALLS, CRISTAL

BLACK EYED PEAS TO RECORD NEW VERSION OF REBECCA BLACK HIT ‘FRIDAY’

LADY GAGA KILLS AT NASHVILLE CONCERT

‘WEIRD AL’ FINALLY GETS APPROVAL TO RELEASE HIS FINAL MASTERPIECE

‘HANGOVER II’ MONKEY KICKS CIGARETTE HABIT AS EXAMPLE FOR YOUNG FANS

ZSA ZSA GABOR LOOKING TO BECOME THE WORLD’S OLDEST MOTHER

BRANDON LEE LOOKING FOR COMEBACK SHOT WITH CROW REMAKE

MICHAEL DOUGLAS FINALLY TURNS THE TABLES ON WIFE CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

NICOLAS CAGE AND HIS HAIR ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE

CHARLIE SHEEN TALKING TO HIMSELF ABOUT RETURNING TO ‘TWO AND HALF MEN’

DAVID ARQUETTE STILL SOBER LIKE ANYONE CARES

SUM 41 ADMITS LATEST ALBUM IS A MISTAKE

BILL & TED 3 ON THE WAY STARRING KEANU REEVES AND THE OTHER GUY

ANTONIO BANDERAS TO TAKE BREAK FROM ACTING TO CONCENTRATE ON LIBYAN CRISIS, PARTICLE PHYSICS

JACKIE CHAN STILL MORE ALIVE THAN HIS CAREER

TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY DIGITALLY REPLACED BY NATALIE PORTMAN IN THOR

JUSTIN BIEBER PLOTS OUT FUTURE PERFORMANCES AT FLORIDA BOWLING ALLEY

MEL GIBSON TAKES WELL EARNED NIGHT OFF AT COLONY NIGHTCLUB

ADAM BALDWIN OFFICIALLY APPLIES TO BECOME A BALDWIN BROTHER

MARRIAGE RECORD IN REACH FOR LARRY KING AFTER DEATH OF ELIZABETH TAYLOR

CHRIS BROWN MISTAKES WINDOW FOR RIHANNA’S FACE

SAMMY HAGAR BLOWS THE LID OFF MUSIC INDUSTRY ALIEN CONSPIRACY

HUMPTY DUMPTY MOVIE ON TRACK WITH RUSSELL CROWE IN LEAD ROLE

LINDSAY LOHAN WARMING UP TO THE IDEA OF ANOTHER PRISON STINT

LINDSAY LOHAN AND MEL GIBSON BEING SOUGHT FOR CELEBRITY VERSION OF JUDGE JUDY

FIRED FROM TV SHOW, CHARLIE SHEEN CONSIDERING VARIETY SHOW WITH GADDAFI

JOHN TRAVOLTA RETURNING TO 'WELCOME BACK KOTTER' FOR CAREER SWAN SONG

PHIL COLLINS, WHO APPARENTLY WASN’T RETIRED, RETIRES

GRITTY MR. BELVEDERE REBOOT HITS LEGAL SNAG

PRO-SHEEN PROTESTORS START GATHERING IN MAJOR CITIES ACROSS THE COUNTRY

KATIE HOLMES ALLOWED OUT BY HERSELF IN VANCOUVER

CHRISTINA AGUILERA GIVES BREAKOUT PERFORMANCE IN JAIL CELL

MENA SUVARI READY AND WILLING TO WORK AGAIN

TWO AND A HALF MEN CREW RELIEVED AFTER SHOW CANCELLED FOR THE SEASON

SHARON STONE HAS RESTRAINING ORDER TAKEN OUT ON HERSELF

CHARLIE SHEEN TO JOIN WESLEY SNIPES IN PRISON FOR MAJOR LEAGUE SEQUEL

SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO MAKE THIRD SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE WHETHER ANYONE LIKES IT OR NOT

SPIDER-MAN MUSICAL REWRITE TO CUT BROKEN LIMBS FROM STORYLINE

BILLY RAY CYRUS ADMITS THAT SATAN HAD A HAND IN CREATING MILEY

ARIZONA TO ONLY ALLOW MOVIES WITHOUT FOREIGNERS TO BE FILMED IN THE STATE

MICHAEL MOORE JOINING 9/11 VICTIMS IN FIGHT FOR MONEY

SIMON COWELL REFUSING TO WATCH THE NEW AMERICAN IDOL AFTER DEPARTURE

COURTS TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT HALLE BERRY’S BABY IS BLACK

ROB SCHNEIDER’S MORTAGE PAYMENTS MAKE A COMEBACK AFTER ACTOR LANDS TV PILOT

POLL FINDS THAT MOST PEOPLE ASSUMED EDWARD FURLONG WAS ALREADY DEAD

TARA REID PLANNING TO WRITE AND DIRECT BIG LEBOWSKI SEQUEL

MINNIE DRIVER HAPPY HER SUCCESS IS FINALLY BEHIND HER

WITH TIME ON HIS HANDS JON CRYER TAKES TRIP TO VEGAS

RALPH FIENNES SECRETLY BUYING UP ALL COPIES OF MAID IN MANHATTAN

NEW SUPERMAN ACTOR ALREADY PREPARED TO MOVE ON AFTER ACCEPTING ROLE

THIEF GIVES THUMBS UP TO MEL GIBSON’S NEWEST MOVIE

CHARLIE SHEEN SELF-MEDICATING AFTER HERNIA SCARE

WILL AND JADA SMITH CONSIDERING ADDING NEW EMPLOYEES TO THE FAMILY

JIMMY BUFFETT MISTAKES AUSTRALIAN CONCERT STAGE FOR MARGARITAVILLE

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER READY TO MAKE MOVIES AGAIN AFTER EIGHT YEAR VANISHING ACT

GEORGE LUCAS RUSHING ONE MORE STAR WARS RE-RELEASE BEFORE WORLD ENDS IN 2012

CHARLIE SHEEN BREAKS OUT HIS SHELL IN LAS VEGAS

PHIL HARTMAN WILL NOT RETURN FOR NEW PEE WEE HERMAN MOVIE

PETER FONDA STARES DEATH IN THE FACE AND SCARES IT AWAY AGAIN

THAT GUY FROM THAT MOVIE GETS ANOTHER ROLE

ANNE HATHAWAY RUINS OSCAR CEREMONY BY ANGERING TOM CRUISE AND HIS WIFE

EVEN CHRIS ROCK NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS ROCK

RESEARCHERS FIND THE ONE TOWN IN AMERICA THAT DOESN’T LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT

FANS ASKED TO DONATE FOOD AFTER VAL KILMER LOSES WEIGHT IN IRS BATTLE

POLICE UNCOVER PLOT TO ASSASSINATE SELENA GOMEZ AFTER JUSTIN BIEBER SMOOCH

ALLEGED PAM ANDERSON FAN ARRESTED IN LONDON

ASHTON KUTCHER PREPARING THE WORLD FOR THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE

VIN DIESEL SAYS NEXT RIDDICK MOVIE WILL BE HIS RAGING BULL

FAILURE OF YOGI BEAR MOVIE INDICATES HARD TIMES AHEAD FOR TALKING ANIMAL MOVIES

LARRY KING ROBOT EXITS GRACEFULLY TO THE TRASH HEAP

RACHAEL LEIGH COOK STILL ALIVE, WORKING

MICHAEL MOORE GOES UNDERCOVER TO REVEAL FAT CAMP SECRETS

EXPERTS BELIEVE MILEY CYRUS ON DANGEROUS PATH AND CAN’T WAIT FOR THE OUTCOME

QUESTIONS ABOUND AFTER OPRAH DENIES BEING A LESBIAN

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TO ATTEMPT COMEDY SKITS AGAIN

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN NAILS NEW ROLE AS A PLANK OF WOOD

HEATH LEDGER DECLINES TO RETURN FOR NEXT BATMAN FLICK

BRITNEY SPEARS AVOIDS PUNCH IN THE FACE THIS TIME

WIKILEAKS NEXT TARGET: THE MYSTERY OF BRENDAN FRASER’S CAREER

BEN AFFLECK SKETCHING OUT NEW MOVIE, END TO POVERTY AND WAR IN AFRICA

O.J. SIMPSON TO BE QUESTIONED AFTER LESLIE NIELSEN DIES IN HOSPITAL

EDWARD NORTON TO BE CONSULTED ON EVERY STUDIO MOVIE GOING FORWARD

DOUG MISSES OUT ON SEXIEST MAN ALIVE AGAIN

WARNER BROTHERS CONSIDERING AMERICAN REBOOT OF HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE

THE SIMPSONS RENEWED FOR TWELVE REMAINING VIEWERS

OKSANA CHOKES UP ON STAND WITHOUT MEL’S HELP

JESSICA ALBA SPEAKS AND HOLLYWOOD LISTENS

MICHAEL BAY SOUGHT AFTER TRANSFORMER EXPLOSION SHUTS DOWN NUCLEAR PLANT

BEAVER ADVOCATES PROTESTING NEW MEL GIBSON MOVIE

STEPHEN KING ADMITS EVEN HE HASN’T READ HIS NEWEST BOOK

NICOLAS CAGE TAKES PAY CUT TO ENSURE GHOST RIDER 2 GETS MADE

CHARLIE CHAPLIN BEING SOUGHT TO EXPLAIN TIME TRAVELLER

CELEBRITY PALS JOIN CHARLIE SHEEN IN SEARCH FOR LOST WATCH

WARNER BROTHERS TO RELEASE A NEW TRAILER EVERY DAY UNTIL RELEASE OF NEW HARRY POTTER

SPAWN OF MARIAH CAREY TO BE UNLEASHED SOMETIME NEXT YEAR

MICHAEL JACKSON TO BE RESURRECTED FOR MOVIE VERSION OF THRILLER

NEW BATMAN FILM TO BRAVE THE WATERS OF 2-D

TESTING PROVES DEFINITIVELY THAT JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN OVERSEEING GRITTY REBOOT OF POLICE ACADEMY FRANCHISE

FANS DESPONDENT AFTER CRISS ANGEL SURVIVES LATEST STUNT

HOPE THAT SHARON STONE’S CAREER WAS NOTHING BUT A BAD DREAM FADES

TOM CRUISE AND LOUIS GOSSETT JR. TO REUNITE IN TOP GUN 2

EVEN NEIGHBOURS HATE KATHERINE HEIGL’S NEWEST MOVIE

LEA THOMPSON LOOKING TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH DELOREAN PURCHASE

NEW BODY MORPHING SOFTWARE WILL ALLOW TOM CRUISE TO TAKE OVER FOR ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

NEW INFORMATION LEADS EXPERTS TO BELIEVE THAT BETTY WHITE IS IMMORTAL

STAR WARS TO UNDERGO 3D SCRIPT CONVERSION

ALAN RICKMAN UNDER WATCH AS DIE HARD DIRECTOR RECEIVES PRISON SENTENCE

VERNE TROYER TO PLAY SMALL ROLE IN NEW MOVIE

JAMIE LEE CURTIS’ FATHER DIES OF HEART ATTACK

DELETED VERSION OF IRON MAN 2 TO HIT DVD NEXT YEAR

STUDY CONCLUDES THAT SUCCESS OF ‘FRIENDS’ WAS A RESULT OF COLLECTIVE MENTAL ILLNESS

NEW RESEARCH SHOWS LIL WAYNE MUSIC LESS SOPHISTICATED THAN PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED

DAN AYKROYD SWITCHES GEARS AND STARTS PUSH FOR MY GIRL 3

RANDY QUAID AND WIFE GETTING A LOT OF MUG SHOT PRACTICE

LINDSAY LOHAN ADMITS TO A LITTLE DRUG USE

KURT RUSSELL IN TALKS TO TAKE OVER JAMES BOND ROLE

MC REN GIVES THUMBS DOWN TO ICE CUBE’S NEWEST MOVIE

BEN AFFLECK TO RUN FOR KING OF BOSTON

UWE BOLL USING NAZI GOLD TO RESURRECT AUSCHWITZ

EXTORTION CHARGES AGAINST JOHN TRAVOLTA DROPPED

CHICAGO WOMAN READY TO DIE FOR TRANSFORMERS 3

TAYLOR LAUTNER CAN’T BEAT OLD MAN IN PUSH UP CONTEST

LEONARDO DICAPRIO LEAVING WIFE FOR GIRLFRIEND

SNOOKI TO UNDERGO RANDOM TANNING TESTING AFTER ARREST

CAMERON DIAZ MOST DANGEROUS CELEBRITY ON AND OFF THE BIG SCREEN

JENNIFER ANISTON STILL THE BIGGEST LOSER IN HOLLYWOOD

KEANU REEVES TO STAR AS KEANU REEVES IN MOVIE ABOUT KEANU REEVES

LAURENCE FISHBURNE GIVES THUMBS DOWN TO DAUGHTER’S FILM DEBUT

GARY KURTZ NOT SEEN SINCE SPILLING STAR WARS SECRETS

DAVID SPADE STILL HUNGRY FOR AN OSCAR

VERY FEW PEOPLE HAPPY ABOUT RESURGING CAREER OF CHEVY CHASE

BREAKING: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS HAS LARGE BREASTS

DAVID SCHWIMMER DEAD OR DYING OR SOMETHING

TERRENCE HOWARD JOINS LAW & ORDER: LA, FOR NOW

GEENA DAVIS JUST AS DISAPPOINTED IN HER CAREER AS EVERYONE ELSE

WESLEY SNIPES AT THE BOILING POINT AS JAIL TIME APPROACHES

HOLLYWOOD TO FINALLY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT VAMPIRES

FANS COMPLAINING THAT COMIC CON BECOMING TOO SOCIAL

BEAR GRYLLS HAS HELLISH TIME IN PORTLAND HOTEL

MICHAEL DOUGLAS PLASTICIZATION NEARING COMPLETION

JOHN MELLENCAMP REPORTEDLY NEAR DEATH IN A SMALL TOWN

INTERNET CLAIMS PRINCE IS DEAD

WORLD RESTS EASY AS DENISE RICHARDS FINALLY RETURNS TO ACTING

LINDSAY LOHAN ALREADY A BIG HIT IN WOMEN’S PRISON

AVRIL LAVIGNE STILL RELEVANT IN HER OWN MIND

BARENAKED LADIES APPARENTLY STILL ALLOWED TO PERFORM IN PUBLIC

TOP GUN SEQUEL IN THE WORKS; PRODUCERS TRYING TO FIT VAL KILMER IN

‘N SYNC CONSIDERING REUNION FOR LOLLAPALOOZA TOUR

TIM DALY AND STEVEN WEBER TO SOAR AGAIN IN WINGS 2

MEL GIBSON MAD AS EX MAXES OUT RESTRAINING ORDER

KEVIN SPACEY TO PLAY SOME GUY IN SOME MOVIE

JADEN SMITH CIRCLING POTENTIAL CATCHER IN THE RYE MOVIE

TOM HANKS STILL LOVED BY PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE

AMANDA BYNES RETIRING FROM “ACTING”

MICHAEL JACKSON’S KIDS A BUNCH OF LOSERS

LUCY LIU STILL WATCHING HER OWN MOVIES

GRITTY GILLIGAN’S ISLAND REMAKE ON THE WAY

JUSTIN BIEBER ATTACKED BY NOTORIOUS PRETEEN HUGGER

CHARLIE SHEEN LOSES YET ANOTHER CAR DOWN A CLIFF

DANNY GLOVER ON SHORTLIST TO PLAY SPIDER-MAN

EXPERTS CONCERNED AFTER KRISTEN STEWART SMILES AT MTV AWARDS

LINDSAY LOHAN AND DR. DREW FINALLY HOOK UP AT WEENIE ROAST IN L.A.

MPAA TO FINALLY CRACK DOWN ON ASHTON KUTCHER

MILEY CYRUS CONSIDERING RETIREMENT

JAMES CAMERON LOOKING TO PLUG OIL LEAK IN 3D

GUILLERMO DEL TORO HATES HOBBITS, PETER JACKSON, NEW ZEALAND, QUITS MOVIE

CHRISTIAN BALE SEEKING HIV INFECTION FOR NEWEST ROLE

GARY COLEMAN DIES; SMALL CEREMONY EXPECTED

JENNA JAMESON SEX TAPE SEEN IN THE WILD

LINDSAY LOHAN RETURNS FROM FRANCE SPORTING THE NEWEST FASHION ACCESSORY

DREAMWORKS CONSIDERING GRITTY SHREK REBOOT

SUGE KNIGHT GETS ARRESTED FOR BEATING SOME GUY UP, AGAIN

MEGAN FOX PASSES ON TRANSFORMERS 3 TO PURSUE LOFTIER ARTISTIC GOALS

STEPHEN BALDWIN AND PAULY SHORE TO FINALLY REUNITE IN BIO-DOME 3D

RUSSELL CROWE DOESN'T BEAT UP ANYONE AT CANNES PREMIERE OF ROBIN HOOD

DENNIS HOPPER NOT THAT SICK AFTER ALL

NEWSWEEK MAKES IT OFFICIAL: GAYS ARE OUT

KENDRA WILKINSON FIGHTING SEX TAPE NO IS INTERESTED IN SEEING

WORLD SAVED ONSLAUGHT OF POISON AFTER BRET MICHAELS RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL

SOME COUNTRY SINGER SAYS SHE’S GAY

INSIDER HINTS THAT PRECIOUS 2 MIGHT BE IN 3-D

LAW & ORDER PRODUCERS NEGOTIATING DEAL TO KEEP SHOW ON THE AIR UNTIL THE END OF EXISTENCE

LARRY KING STILL ALIVE AND APPARENTLY GETTING DIVORCED

IT’S OFFICIAL: JOSS WHEDON TO DIRECT THE AVENGERS AND HAS THE LARGEST FOREHEAD IN THE WORLD

TONY DANZA FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOS ANGELES

SMASH MOUTH TO START COMEBACK WITH PERFORMANCE FOR THE QUEEN

JAY LENO TALKING TO TBS AFTER CONAN O’BRIEN ANNOUNCES NEW DEAL

MICHAEL JACKSON EXPECTED TO BE A NO SHOW AT APOLLO HALL OF FAME CEREMONY

FBI ALERTED AFTER NICOLAS CAGE LOSES YET ANOTHER HOUSE

RUMOUR: HARRISON FORD MAY APPEAR IN MOVIE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE

LINDSAY LOHAN READY TO DIE

JESSE JAMES INCONSOLABLE AFTER SHOCKING DIVORCE ACTION BY SANDRA BULLOCK

WILL FERRELL TO ATTEMPT COMEDY IN NEW FILM ‘THE OTHER GUYS’

SHOCK: RICKY MARTIN SAYS HE IS GAY

FORMER SNL STAR VICTORIA JACKSON TRANSITIONING TO LIFE AS A HOLY PROPHET

LADY GAGA SUED FOR HER FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME

LINDSAY LOHAN BANNED FROM INDIA, U.S. DOESN’T WANT HER BACK

COREY HAIM UNLIKELY TO MOUNT COMEBACK AFTER DEATH

DMX FINALLY BREAKS OUT OF ARREST SLUMP

GABOUREY SIDIBE READY TO EXPLODE AFTER OSCAR CELEBRATIONS

HEIDI MONTAG AND SPENCER PRATT CONSIDERING FUSION SURGERY

BURT REYNOLDS HEART SCARE CONCERNS, WELL, BURT REYNOLDS?

MISCHA BARTON TEMPORARILY FORGETS HER OWN NAME

GLENN BECK AND VAN JONES SEEN LEAVING SAME NY HOTEL

RONALD D. MOORE CONSIDERING LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE REBOOT

CLAIRE DANES REPORTEDLY STILL ALIVE

FOR THE FIRST TIME BONER IS LOST IN VANCOUVER

BOOB JOB UNLIKELY TO HELP HAYDEN PANETTIERE’S CAREER AT ALL

DENTED HEAD MAY SIDELINE TILA TEQUILA’S NOBEL ASPIRATIONS

KEVIN SMITH ASKED TO LEAVE FLIGHT AFTER PLANE TILTS DANGEROUSLY TO THE LEFT

STILL NO ONE INTERESTED IN JARED LETO’S CAREER

SURVEY FINDS FERGIE LOOKS REALLY GOOD FOR A FIFTY YEAR OLD WOMAN

‘24’ TO BECOME REALLY LONG MOVIE

KATE HUDSON RUMOURED TO BE A REALLY HORRIBLE ACTRESS

NO ONE NOTICES AS ORLANDO BLOOM JUMPS SHIP FOR NEXT PIRATES FILM

INVESTIGATION REVEALS THAT LARRY KING MAY HAVE DIED YEARS AGO

INTEREST IN INNERSPACE SEQUEL GROWS

JOHN GOODMAN NO LONGER ABLE TO FIT ON FILM SCREENS

GARY COLEMAN RELEASED AFTER SMALL SCUFFLE

VERY FEW PEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION TO JON CRYER DEATH THREATS

DAKOTA FANNING BEHIND MOVE TO RETURN ROMAN POLANSKI TO THE U.S.

JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS NOT SURE THE BIG TIME IS READY FOR HIS RETURN

GEORGE LOPEZ AMUSES HIMSELF WITH NEW ROUTINE

CONAN O’BRIEN CONSIDERS OFFER FROM HAITIAN TELEVISION STATIONS

FANS AMAZED AS JESSICA LANGE SLOWLY TURNS ASIAN

GABRIEL BYRNE OPENS UP ABOUT CHILDHOOD SEX ABUSE ASSUMING SOMEONE WILL CARE

KEVIN EUBANKS AND MAX WEINBERG THE FORGOTTEN VICTIMS OF LATE NIGHT WAR

LINDSAY LOHAN INTERVIEWS GO MUCH BETTER WHEN SHE’S PARTIALLY CLOTHED

JAMES CAMERON TO CHANGE SANDWICH MAKING FOREVER

MORGAN FREEMAN TO PLAY WISE OLD MAN IN NEW MOVIE

CARSON DALY LEFT OUT IN THE COLD AS NBC SHAKES UP LATE NIGHT PROGRAMMING

WILD HOGS MUSICAL TO HIT BROADWAY NEXT YEAR

OVER THE TOP REMAKE TO COMPETE WITH SLEW OF ARM WRESTLING MOVIES

JENNY MCCARTHY TO ATTEMPT ACTING CAREER

LACK OF SCRIPT LIKELY WON’T AFFECT SPIDERMAN SEQUEL

WARREN BEATTY STILL DETERMINED TO SLEEP HIS WAY TO THE TOP

NEWARK BOUND PASSENGERS SPARED TRIP WITH JOAN RIVERS

GHOST OF NICOLE KIDMAN TO PRESENT AT GOLDEN GLOBES

ARTIE LANGE RUSHING TO BE FIRST CELEBRITY DEATH OF 2010

RUSH LIMBAUGH STILL ALIVE; 2010 STILL FREE OF CELEBRITY DEATHS

VAL KILMER RESOLVES TO EAT HIS WAY THROUGH 2010

REPORTS INDICATE THAT CHARLIE SHEEN HAD PLATOON FLASHBACK

EVERYONE DISAPPOINTED AS THE WRONG GEORGE MICHAEL DIES

STEVEN TYLER, SINGER FOR SOME BAND, ENTERS REHAB

BOY GEORGE GOING TO COURT TO HAVE FAME RETURNED

WITH LATEST BOMB SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO HAUNT HOUSES FULL TIME

BRITTANY MURPHY'S FAMILY WILL NOT DONATE HER BRAIN TO SCIENCE

CONGRESS CONSIDERING BILL TO STERILIZE REALITY SHOW STARS

THE SIMPSONS APPARENTLY STILL ON THE AIR

COURTNEY LOVE LOSES CUSTODY OF DAUGHTER NO ONE KNEW SHE STILL HAD

HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS AT A LOSS AS CELEBRITIES JUST STOP DYING

WARNER BROTHERS PONDERING REALITY SHOW TO FIGURE OUT NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE

DIABLO CODY CONSIDERING RETURN TO ‘THE OLD LIFE’

NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO SHOWS THAT LADY GAGA WAS IN FACT HUMAN AT ONE POINT

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FINDS HARRY POTTER SUCCESS BUYS A LOT OF WEED

MILEY CYRUS GIVES HER OPINION AGAIN

RECONSTRUCTED VERSION OF COURTNEY LOVE MAKES FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE

ROBERT PATTINSON EVEN MORE BORED IN NEW MOON

E.R. LIVES ON IN THE MIND OF CHICAGO MAN

2012 RELEASE RAISES CONCERNS THAT ROLAND EMMERICH MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG

DAN AYKROYD CAST IN A MOVIE

INVESTIGATION SUGGESTS THAT 'THE FOURTH KIND' MAY BE FICTIONAL

VERNE TROYER ORDERED TO STAY AT ARM’S LENGTH FROM EX-GIRLFRIEND

RICK SCHRODER STILL ITCHING FOR A SILVER SPOONS REUNION

AUDIENCES STILL FINDING TWO AND HALF MEN FUNNY

JON STEWART MAY DROP DAILY SHOW; GO BACK TO ACTING

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FINALLY SPELLS HIS OWN NAME WITHOUT LOOKING

MEL GIBSON FINALLY ADMITS BRAVEHEART WAS NOT A HISTORICAL DOCUMENT

NICOLAS CAGE’S HAIRPIECES MAY GET THEIR OWN FILM

MUSIC CRITICS CONFUSED AS ROBBIE WILLIAMS COMEBACK SPECIAL SMASHES RECORDS

HEIDI MONTAG’S SISTER UPSET AFTER BIRTHDAY NO-SHOW

CELEBRITIES FINALLY REALIZE THEY DON’T NEED TO PAY TAXES

MANNEQUIN REBOOT TAKES LIFE

LETTERMAN AT NO SHORTAGE OF OFFERS AS MISTRESS GETS PAID LEAVE

MAN GOING TO JAIL AFTER PUNCHING LEONA LEWIS

KENNY LOGGINS MAKES PLANS TO RULE TWITTER

NEWS OUTLETS STILL REPORTING ON JON AND KATE

MSNBC DECLARES NEWEST SEASON OF SURVIVOR THE WORST YET

LETTERMAN DISAPPOINTS VIEWERS WITH LACK OF BROADCASTED SEX

SURVIVOR PRODUCERS PLAN TO KILL CONTESTANTS WITH NEW SHOW

STEPHEN KING SKETCHES OUT NEWEST MOVIE SALE

ROMAN POLANSKI ARREST A BOON FOR FRENCH PEDOPHILES

SCOTT WEILAND SEIZURE HIS BEST PERFORMANCE IN YEARS

SMASHING PUMPKINS CAN’T GIVE AWAY NEW ALBUM

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES TURNS 40, DECIDES AGAINST RITUAL SUICIDE

PATRICK SWAYZE DEATH PUTS GHOST SEQUEL ON FASTRACK

KANYE WEST OFFERS UNINTERRUPTED APOLOGY TO TAYLOR SWIFT

MICHAEL RICHARDS RETURNS TO RACIST ROOTS

TORONTO MAN DOESN’T FIND MEGAN FOX ATTRACTIVE

PAUL REISER DOING JUST FINE

NEEDLESS SHIRT RIPPING PRIMED FOR HOLLYWOOD COMEBACK

NOBODY CARES THAT CHARLIE SHEEN THINKS 9/11 WAS A CONSPIRACY

HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS FINALLY ADMIT THEY ARE OUT OF IDEAS

COOLIO STILL ALIVE AND PERFORMING

WHITNEY HOUSTON READY FOR YET ANOTHER CAREER COMEBACK

RESEARCH INDICATES VERY FEW PEOPLE MOURNING DEATH OF DJ AM

DESPITE DEATH MICHAEL CRICHTON REFUSES TO DIE

ACADEMY OFFICIALS CONSIDER REVOKING HELEN HUNT’S OSCAR

ALZHEIMER’S RESEARCHERS LOOK TO BRITNEY SPEARS FOR CURE

DELL SUED AFTER MAN BREAKS COMPUTER LOOKING FOR COOKIES

NEW STUDY POINTS TO DEATH STAR DESIGN CONSPIRACY

JESSICA BIEL PASSES BRAD PITT TO BECOME MOST DANGEROUS CELEBRITY

EWAN MCGREGOR TAKING SCRIPT READING LESSONS

JAMES CAMERON STILL WANTS TO CHANGE FILMMAKING DESPITE FAN INDIFFERENCE

BOB DYLAN BECOMES A ROLLING STONE IN NEW JERSEY

SPIKE LEE IN TALKS TO DIRECT NEXT BOND FILM

OSCAR PRODUCERS STRUGGLING WITH LENGTH OF DEATH LIST

HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS NOT SURE ABOUT GIVING MEGAN FOX MORE ROLES

KATY PERRY STILL MAKING MUSIC

MILEY CYRUS TO PRODUCE POLE DANCING VIDEO

JOHN HUGHES DEATH LEAVES CURLY SUE REMAKE UP IN THE AIR

PAULA ABDUL “REFUSES” AMERICAN IDOL RETURN

JAMES SPADER DEVELOPING TIME MACHINE TO TRAVEL BACK TO 1994

JACKSON FAMILY DEIGNS TO RESPOND TO KANYE WEST REQUEST

CONRAD MURRAY HAILED AS A HERO FOR KILLING PEDOPHILE JACKSON

ACLU TAKES FAMILY GUY CREATORS TO TASK OVER ASIAN REPORTER

MOZART FINALLY RELEASES NEW MUSIC

GEORGE LUCAS MAKES PLANS FOR STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL: SE

MISCHA BARTON’S HOSPITALIZATION EXPECTED TO HAVE LITTLE IMPACT ON CAREER

DICAPRIO TALKING TO PRODUCERS OF GROWING PAINS MOVIE

FANS AND CRITICS PLACE NEW HARRY POTTER JUST BELOW CITIZEN KANE

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN STAR’S HOME PLUNDERED FOR BOOTY

ROGER EBERT TO REPLACE THUMB WITH EMOTICONS IN PRINT REVIEWS

DAN AYKROYD TALKS UP GHOSTBUSTERS 3; PROMISES THE BLACK GUY WILL BE BACK

FANS MIFFED AS MICHAEL JACKSON A NO-SHOW AT LONDON CONCERTS

RUNNING MAN SEQUEL TO FINALLY ANSWER UNRESOLVED QUESTIONS

MYTHBUSTERS TO JUST BLOW UP EVERYTHING

VANNA WHITE CONSIDERS RETIREMENT AFTER ALPHABETICAL DISASTER

NIRVANA CONSIDERS REUNION WITH OR WITHOUT COBAIN

AFTER JACKSON DEATH KANYE WEST DECLARES HIMSELF NEW KING OF POP

HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS CONFIRM MASSIVE CELEBRITY CUTBACK

POLICE OFFICIALS INVESTIGATING NEWS OUTLETS ROLE IN JACKSON DEATH

FARRAH FAWCETT DEATH SHOWS CANCER FINALLY GETTING ITS BREAK IN HOLLYWOOD

MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH FORCES PLASTIC SURGEONS INTO BANKRUPTCY

BRITNEY SPEARS’ CROSSROADS FOLLOW UP TAKES HER TO NAZI GERMANY

ED MCMAHON DEATH BRINGS FOND MEMORIES OF JOHNNY CARSON

SCHWARZENEGGER IMPOSTER TAKES ON CONAN ROLE

NASHVILLE COMES CLEAN: WE GIVE RECORD DEALS TO EVERYONE

G.I. JOE MOVIE EXPECTED TO FAIL AS DIRECTOR SOMMERS STAYS AT THE HELM

PARAMOUNT CONSIDERING REBOOT OF TRANSFORMERS FRANCHISE

TELEVISION OFFICIALS UP IN ARMS OVER POTENTIAL POLTERGEIST REMAKE

JIMMY FALLON TO ATTEMPT COMEDY ON LATE NIGHT SHOW

DAVID CARRADINE’S NIGHT IN BANGKOK HUMBLES A HARD MAN

SUSAN BOYLE LOSS BRINGS SHAME TO ENTIRE UNITED KINGDOM

DESPITE OBJECTIONS JAY LENO PROMISES TO BE BACK IN THE FALL

OZZY OSBOURNE INCOMPREHENSIBLY SUES TONY IOMMI OVER SABBATH

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS CASTS NAZI’S AS HEAVIES, AGAIN

UPCOMING JON AND KATE SEASON MAY SEE DEATH OF MAJOR CHARACTER

CANNES FESTIVAL OPENS WITH MOVIES NO ONE WILL SEE

FARRAH FAWCETT HANGING ON DESPITE DOCTOR’S BEST EFFORTS

OPRAH ENCOURAGES DUKE GRADUATES TO USE PRIVATE PLANES

ANOTHER MEMBER OF LYNYRD SKYNYRD DIES BUT BAND STILL REFUSES TO QUIT

VATICAN AND TOM HANKS AGREE THAT ANGELS & DEMONS IS MEANINGLESS

WOLVERINE SUCCESS LEAVES BOOTLEGGERS OUT IN THE COLD

FUTURE OF GOLDEN GIRLS IN DOUBT AFTER DEATH OF BEA ARTHUR

JACKIE CHAN TO SEEK CONTROL OF ALL CHINESE PEOPLE

TWITTER TO REPLACE OWLS IN NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE

GEORGE LUCAS TO RUIN BLACK HISTORY WITH RED TAILS

HULK HOGAN TO DO AN O.J. SIMPSON ON EX-WIFE

JAMIE FOXX OFFERS TO MAKE SEX TAPE WITH MILEY CYRUS

PHIL SPECTOR TO CREATE WALL OF SOUND IN PRISON CELL

DISNEY TO WALK THE PLANK ON NEW PIRATES MOVIE

DANIEL STERN DOWN FOR C.H.U.D. REMAKE EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE IS

DISNEY TO LEAP INTO SUPERHERO FOLD WITH ZIGGY ADAPTATION

BOSTONIANS FORCED TO WATCH NEW JAY LENO SHOW AFTER ALL

FOX DIGS IT’S CLAWS INTO 21ST CENTURY WITH WOLVERINE MOVIE LEAK

ANGIE HARMON A RACIST; NO ONE CARES

FANS WAITING FOR MICHAEL JACKSON TO DIE IN ORDER TO HEAR NEW MUSIC

WITH NO ONE WATCHING THE WATCHMEN HOLLYWOOD GIVING UP ON SUPERHEROES, AGAIN

CANCER “ECSTATIC” TO BE FREE OF JADE GOODY

JAWS REMAKE TO TAKE FRESH BITE OUT OF MOVIE-GOERS

NATASHA RICHARDSON MORE FAMOUS DEAD THAN ALIVE

MATT DAMON ROUNDING UP BLACK CHILDREN IN AFRICA

JON STEWART CONSIDERS ENDING DAILY SHOW AFTER JIM CRAMER RENEGES ON PROMISE

CHRIS BROWN BEATS HIS LOVE INTO RIHANNA

D.L. HUGHLEY CNN SHOW CANCELLED TO THE RELIEF OF ALL TV VIEWERS

U2 LATE SHOW APPEARANCES YIELD MASSIVE DOWNLOAD NUMBERS

ROBIN WILLIAMS’ HEART JUST NOT THAT INTO PERFORMING ANYMORE

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY CLONES HERSELF FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MEN

TYLER PERRY DRESSES AS MADEA FOR ACTUAL FAMILY REUNION

EXPERTS PREDICT CAREER DEATH AS LEDGER SKIPS OSCAR TELECAST

CYRUS: ‘NOTHING’ WEIRD ABOUT RELATIONSHIP WITH DAD

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE ACTORS TO APPEAR AT OSCARS AFTER CLEANING RED CARPET

MICKEY ROURKE CONTINUES TO WRESTLE CAREER INTO SUBMISSION

CRYSTAL LAKE RESIDENTS PROTESTING RELEASE OF NEW FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE

JOAQUIN PHOENIX COMPLETELY LOSES HIS MIND;  LETTERMAN SCORES HIT

CHRIS BROWN PUNCHES CAREER IN THE FACE, AND GIRLFRIEND RIHANNA TOO

WATCHMEN MOVIE RELEASE RAISES FEARS OF INCREASE IN MASKED VIGILANTES

JESSICA ALBA SCHOOLS BILL O’REILLY ON WWII; CONFUSED ABOUT PREVIOUS NIGHT’S DINNER

SAG AWARDS HANDED OUT DESPITE TOTAL LACK OF INTEREST

WILLIAM SHATNER CELEBRATES RICARDO MONTALBAN DEATH

EXPERTS BETTING AGAINST HEATH LEDGER OSCAR WIN AFTER GOLDEN GLOBE SNUB

THEATRICAL FILM TO FINALLY DETERMINE WHO’S THE BOSS

IN WAKE OF JETT TRAVOLTA DEATH SCIENTOLOGY TO PROHIBIT MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS OF ANY KIND

ROBERT DENIRO VOWS TO NEVER APPEAR IN ANOTHER GOOD MOVIE

INSIDER CLAIMS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON MAY MENTALLY UNSTABLE

NICKELBACK CONTINUES SALES SUCCESS DESPITE LACK OF FANS

BURT REYNOLDS HOPING FOR SUCCESS WITH REMAKE OF HIS LIFE

WILL SMITH DONATES TO SCIENTOLOGY AND HAS RACE CARD REMOVED

BALE, LEDGER TO RETURN FOR BATMAN THREEQUEL

DOLPH LUNDGREN TO ATTEMPT CAREER RESURRECTION, CANCER CURE

BIG NAME PORN STARS TEAM UP FOR WORKER COMPENSATION

MUMBAI TERRORIST ATTACKS DRAW RECORD RATINGS

LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS IN TALKS TO STAR IN THOR FILM

ANN COULTER’S JAW WIRED SHUT. FIRMLY.

VATICAN FORGIVES JOHN LENNON; FINALLY RENEWS NEWSPAPER SUBSCRIPTION

TWILIGHT MOVIE RELEASE SPAWNS LEGIONS OF INEFFECTIVE BLOODSUCKERS

SPIELBERG TO REMAKE OLDBOY; CHAN-WOOK PARK TO REMAKE JAWS AS REVENGE

BRUCE WILLIS SIGNS UP FOR DIE HARD SIX

KATT WILLIAMS PLANE CRASH DEATH RUMOUR BRINGS NEW LIFE TO CAREER

CNN TO GIVE JOHN KING AND THE BIG BOARD NEW SHOW

PLATINUM DUNES ANNOUNCES PLANS TO REMAKE EVERY HORROR MOVIE EVER RELEASED

SUPERMAN TO STOP ALL CRIME EVERYWHERE

TINA FEY READY TO STEP IN SHOULD JOHN MCCAIN DIE IN OFFICE

OLIVER STONE TO CONTINUE ALPHABET WITH ‘R’

RINGO STARR TOO BUSY FOR AUTOGRAPHS; FANS ASK WHAT WITH

GUNS ‘N’ ROSES TO RELEASE CHINESE DEMOCRACY TO LARGELY UNINTERESTED AUDIENCE

MIRAMAX ANNOUNCES PLANS TO RELEASE ‘CLEAN’ VERSION OF PULP FICTION

RELIGULOUS A HIT, BILL MAHER PLANS D.C. CAB FOLLOW UP

JAMES CAMERON AND FOX TO PRODUCE TITANIC SEQUEL

NATIONAL FOUNDATION FOR THE BLIND TO PROTEST BLINDNESS

DEATH OF PAUL NEWMAN BRINGS CHEERS IN BOLIVIA, TEARS IN SUPERMARKET AISLES

CLAY AIKEN ADMITS HE IS GAY, CAREER TEMPORARILY COMES OUT OF CLOSET

MGM ANNOUNCES WIZARD OF OZ REMAKE

OPRAH WINFREY TROLLS ENTIRE INTERNET WITH OVER 9000 COMMENT

BLINK 182 DRUMMER BARKER SURVIVES PLANE CRASH, FAILS IN IMMORTALITY ATTEMPT

WILL SMITH AND WARNER BROTHERS SCARE UP I AM LEGEND SEQUEL

HEATH LEDGER FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN CALIFORNIA

BERNIE MAC, ISAAC HAYES, SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEXT?

ISAAC HAYES DEATH INSPIRES TRUCE CALL BETWEEN SOUTH PARK AND SCIENTOLOGY

SPIKE LEE DISPUTES BERNIE MAC DEATH STORIES

VIETNAM VETS PROTEST TROPIC THUNDER RELEASE

MILEY CYRUS BARES ALL IN NEW SHOWER SCANDAL

WARNER BROTHERS “ECSTATIC” ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN CRASH

OUTRAGE OVER PATRICK SWAYZE'S CAREER INTENSIFIES

KIRSTIE ALLEY FIRED FOR EATING JENNY CRAIG

EXCLUSIVE: NEW IMAGE FROM JAMES CAMERON’S AVATAR

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TO DIRECT MOVIE ABOUT MYSTERIOUS STAIN IN BATHROOM

UNIVERSAL FIRE ACCIDENTAL, NEW MUMMY MOVIE DELIBERATE

LEDGER A NO-SHOW AT DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE

CHRISTIAN BALE JEALOUS OVER HEATH LEDGER’S “DEATH”

STALLONE SCUTTLES PLAN FOR “STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT" SEQUEL

CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE BLAMED ON SHARON STONE