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SCIENCE

NEW STUDY FINDS THAT IT IS REALLY WINDY INSIDE TORNADOES

THE THOUGHT OF RICHARD DAWKINS HAVING SEX MAKING PEOPLE ILL

SEARCH FOR ALIEN LIFE STARTS ON EARTH

HUMAN MAGNET FIGHTING FOR MUTANT RIGHTS

THE MOON IS SHRINKING AND THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT

FOSSILS FOUND ON MARS; ATTACK DEEMED LIKELY

BELGIUM STARTS LIQUIFYING CORPSES LEADING MANY TO BELIEVE WE BE IN THE MATRIX

ONLY A FEW TRANSFORMED AFTER HUNDREDS ATTACKED BY VAMPIRE BATS

RESEARCHERS CHALLENGE GOD TO SOLVE THE RUBIK’S CUBE

KENYA LITERALLY RESURRECTING THE DEAD

OYSTER EVOLUTION MAY HERALD END OF HUMANITY

NEW STUDY FINDS THAT DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED

EXPERTS CONCERNED SHARKS NOT GETTING FULL BENEFIT OF SHARK WEEK

END OF HUMANITY NIGH WITH MASSIVE ASTEROID ON COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH

SIX VOLCANOES READY TO SHUT DOWN THE WORLD

SERIES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES SEEN OUTSIDE LABORATORY RESEARCHING GOD PARTICLE

OLDEST DRINKABLE CHAMPAGNE PRE-DATES EARTH’S FORMATION BY FIVE BILLION YEARS

EARTH ON THE VERGE OF RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN

ERADICATION OF WILD TIGER POPULATION NEARLY COMPLETE

WALKING FISH EMERGING FROM OIL SPILL BENT ON REVENGE

BUZZ ALDRIN OFFENDS INDIA WITH CHINESE MOON GAS STATION PROPOSAL

BIONIC CAT HERALDS NEW STEP IN FELINE EVOLUTION

CROCODILES STALKING EARTH’S OCEANS

CATHOLIC CHURCH FINALLY BURIES COPERNICUS, SUN BEGINS REVOLVING AROUND EARTH

UNITED STATES BEGINS INVASION OF SPACE

RUSSIAN PLAN TO SEND 500 PEOPLE TO MARS BEGINS IN EARNEST

TO NO ONE’S SURPRISE ALIENS LAND IN RUSSIA

FINAL SHUTTLE ATLANTIS FLIGHT MARKS THE END OF HUMAN SPACE TRAVEL

ZOMBIE SATELLITE COMING FOR OUR BRAINS

ROBOTS LOWER FUNNEL IN EFFORT TO STEM OIL LEAK, FOR NOW

CALIFORNIA SCIENTISTS CREATE LARGEST EVER LASER/DEATH RAY

SCIENTISTS GIVE UP PREDICTING VOLCANOES AFTER FINDING IT TOO HARD

‘WIMP’ STEPHEN HAWKING AFRAID OF ALIENS

JAPANESE GOVERNMENT ORDERS MIND CONTROLLING ROBOTS BY 2020

‘STUPID PIECE OF CRAP’ MARS ROVER STOPS RESPONDING

SOUTHERN COUSIN OF T. REX FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN AUSTRALIA

GROUP FEARS ZOMBIE JESUS MAY COME BACK FOR HIS DEATH SHROUD

SHARKS, TUNA LEFT OUT OF RARE ANIMALS CONVENTION

SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THAT WARP SPEED MAY KILL

RESEARCH FINDS DOGS ORIGINATED IN MIDDLE EAST, U.S. BAN BEING WEIGHED

RARE TASMANIAN DEVIL COLONY BELIEVED TO BE IMMORTAL

NASA TO LAUNCH BOUNCY CASTLES, SLIP ‘N SLIDE INTO NEAR ORBIT

CHINA, RUSSIA OPPOSING PLANS FOR ASTEROID DEFENCE AGENCY

NASA PREPARES MISSION TO WIPE OUT SOLAR MENACE

DOLPHINS TARGETED AS GREATEST THREAT TO HUMAN LIFE

KILLER ROBOTS A STEP CLOSER TO DESTROYING HUMANITY

DOOMSDAY CLOCK MOVES BACK, AVERTING ANNIHILATION, FOR NOW

NASA FINDS EVIDENCE OF COCAINE IN SPACE

FLYING CARS UNLIKELY BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR

SUPERNOVA ON ITS WAY TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE ON EARTH

DEATH STAR RESPONSIBLE FOR MASS EXTINCTION ON EARTH

PREHISTORIC SUPERCROCS FOUND ROAMING AROUND AFRICA

NASA MULLING SATURN-LIKE RINGS FOR EARTH

STUDY SHOWS ZOMBIES HAVE NO IMMUNITY TO BRAIN-BORNE DISEASES

BULGARIAN CLAIMS OF ALIEN CONTACT SURPRISES NOBODY

KIRK CAMERON NEARLY CONVINCES ONE GUY THAT EVOLUTION IS A MYTH

SCIENTISTS HESITANT TO BELIEVE IN SARAH PALIN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

SCIENTISTS FEAR SPACE JUNK DEFENCE NOT ENOUGH TO STOP ASTEROIDS

NEW RESEARCH STILL FINDS NO REASON FOR POPULARITY OF THE BLACK EYED PEAS

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH IN DISCOVERY OF THE DOUCHEBAG GENE

NASA SEEKING DESTRUCTION OF EARTH IN SEARCH FOR EXTRA TERRESTRIAL LIFE

PALAEONTOLOGISTS FEAR DINOSAURS MAY NEVER HAVE EXISTED

ARCHAEOLOGISTS DECLARE THE 1970’S THE WOOD AGE

NEW HUBBLE IMAGES SHOW A BUNCH OF LITTLE LIGHTS

SCIENTISTS EXPECT MILKY WAY TO SURVIVE ASSAULT FROM OPPOSING GALAXIES

NASA CLAIMS BUDGET CUTBACKS DAMNING EARTH TO FIERY HELL

WWF FINALLY MAKES A PREDICTION ON PANDA EXTINCTION

STUDY FINDS SILVER BULLETS LARGELY INEFFECTIVE AGAINST WEREWOLVES

NEW MOON LANDING FOOTAGE GIVEN THE HOLLYWOOD ONCE OVER

NASA HIDES SPACE SHUTTLE FROM LIGHTNING STORM 

SCIENCE ELIMINATES NEED FOR MEN WITH TEST TUBE SPERM

AL GORE MAKES PLANS TO SORT NEIGHBOUR’S GARBAGE

SCIENTISTS CONCERNED UNIVERSE ON THE VERGE OF SELF DESTRUCTION

GAY PRIDE PARADE NUDITY STILL BAFFLING SCIENTISTS

SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE LEAVES SCIENTISTS FEELING RED

NASA CLAIMS MARTIANS TOO SMART TO BE FOUND

SPACE MONKEYS STILL LOOKING FOR COMPENSATION

KANSAS MAN FINDS 20,000 YEAR OLD METEORITE AFTER GIVING UP ON NEW ONES

STEPHEN HAWKING FALLS SEVERELY ILL BEFORE SUPER ROBOT BODY COMPLETED

SCIENTIST SEEKS TO UNCOVER CAUSE OF LINCOLN’S DEATH

IUCN RELEASES LIST OF MOST ENDANGERED ANIMAL COOKBOOK

SPACE SHUTTLE NARROWLY AVOIDS CRASHING IN FLORIDA

GIANT SAND WORMS IN ENGLAND RAISE FEARS OF SPICE WAR

EVOLUTIONISTS LEARNING TO SPEAK MONKEY

SCEPTICS SCEPTICAL DURING SCEPTIC MEETING

CANADIANS DEVELOP ABILITY TO READ MINDS; SENSE OF HEARING STILL ELUSIVE

STUDY FINDS MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS DON’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, GRAVITY, MATH

DINOSAURS POSSIBLY KILLED BY VOLCANOES, OR AN ASTEROID, OR DISEASE, OR MASS SUICIDE

SCIENTISTS PROVE THAT THE PAST WAS ACTUALLY IN COLOUR

DEJA VU TIED TO FAMILIARITY TO THE PAST DEJA VU TIED TO FAMILIARITY TO THE PAST

MARS ROVER PICTURES REVEAL ABANDONED HOME DEPOT EXPANSION PLANS

MICHAEL CRICHTON DIES OF CANCER AND IS IMMEDIATELY CLONED

ARCHAEOLOGISTS FIND PROOF OF DAVID AND GOLIATH; MYTHICAL CREATURES CELEBRATE

SCIENTIST DEVELOPS COMPLETELY UNNECCESARY PROGRAM TO UNDERSTAND ALIEN LANGUAGES

RESEARCH INTO MYSTERY OF INTEREST IN MYSTERY OF STONEHENGE BEGINS

CERN CERTAIN LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WILL NOT DESTROY PLANET, NOT SURE ABOUT FRANCE

GEORGIA TECH RESEARCHERS AIM TO PUT TONGUES IN CONTROL OF DEVICES

WATER MAKES THINGS WET, SCIENTIST PROVIDES DEFINITIVE PROOF

IQ TESTS SEEN AS PREJUDICIAL TO STUPID PEOPLE

GROUP SAYS INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION SHOULD FOCUS ON EARTHBOUND, DOMESTIC ISSUES

GLOBAL WARMING WILL NOT BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE

FLYING SHARKS NOT REAL, TOWN BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF

 

 

 

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