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TECHNOLOGY

MARK ZUCKERBERG STILL A LITTLE AFRAID OF GIRLS EVEN WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

BILL GATES FEELS HE SHOULD PAY MORE TAXES AND MAY DO SO IF ASKED

BILL GATES WANTS GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL SO HE CAN MARRY HIS BOYFRIEND MARK ZUCKERBERG

APPLE LOOKING TO REDUCE WAGES, AGES, FOR WORKERS BUILDING IPHONES

TIM COOK MAY HAVE DONE AWAY WITH STEVE JOBS FOR MASSIVE PAYCHECK

IBM WILL LIKELY BE USING MIND READING COMPUTERS IN FIVE YEARS

MPAA WANTS TO TURN THE UNITED STATES OVER TO CHINA

APPLE LOSES RIGHTS TO IPAD TRADEMARK PUTTING COMPANY ON EDGE

PRIVACY CRACKDOWN MAY STIFLE MARK ZUCKERBERG’S GRANDER AMBITIONS

CRIMINALS AND BULLIES OFF THE WEB IN U.K. LEAVING PRETTY MUCH NO ONE

APPLE MILITARY COMMANDER STEPS DOWN IN WAKE OF SCANDAL

NEW APPLE CEO TIM COOK MAKING CHANGES WITH JOBS OUT OF THE WAY

SERGEY BRIN RUNS AND HIDES AFTER HAVING TO SPEAK TO PEOPLE

WOZNIAK AFRAID APPLE IS IN TROUBLE UNLESS THEY CAN BRING BACK STEVE JOBS

MARK ZUCKERBERG MAY BE THE NEXT TO GET FIRED, CANCER, DIE YOUNG

TERRORISTS GAIN ACCESS TO DRONE FLEET CREDIT CARD INFO

CANCER EASILY THE WORST DEVELOPMENT IN APPLE HISTORY AS STEVE JOBS DIES

NISSAN DEVELOPING NEW TECHNOLOGY TO FUSE MAN AND CAR

AL GORE TO RELEASE HIS NEWEST IPHONE INVENTION NEXT MONTH

APPLE POLICE RAID HOME IN SEARCH FOR LOST IPHONE PROTOTYPE

APPLE RELEASES SUICIDE PREVENTION APP IN WAKE OF STEVE JOBS RESIGNATION

RANDI ZUCKERBERG LOSES STOCK OPTIONS AFTER LEAVING FACEBOOK

STUDY SHOWS ONLY IDIOTS USE INTERNET EXPLORER

APPLE AMASSING ITS OWN ARMY IN SINGAPORE

WINKELVOSS TWINS MAY SUE THEMSELVES IN LATEST ATTACK AGAINST FACEBOOK

LULZSEC HACKER GROUP TAKES DOWN BRAZIL

‘JEOPARDY!’ WINNING COMPUTER FINDS NEW DIRECTION IN POST-CELEBRITY LIFE

PHONES LOADED WITH PORN RARELY GOING TO PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE THEM

FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON PROPOSES AGENCY TO COMBAT THE INTERNET

ONE LAPTOP PER CHILD PROGRAM EXPANDS BUT MACHINES STILL SLOW PIECES OF JUNK

DISILLUSIONED FACEBOOK USER QUITS SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE

AL FRANKEN AFRAID THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING FOR HIS INTERNET

MARK ZUCKERBERG ACCUSED OF STEALING EIGHT-YEAR OLD’S PUPPY

APPLE NETS HUGE RETURNS AFTER HINDERING FOXCONN SUICIDES

MPAA THREATENS TO PULL GOOGLE OFF THE INTERNET

FACEBOOK RAPIDLY BECOMING A HITMAN’S PARADISE

CUBANS DISAPPOINTED AFTER NEW INTERNET CABLE TO ISLAND FAILS TO DELIVER FOOD

BLIND PEOPLE FINALLY TAKE TO ROADS IN NEW CARS

COMCAST DISPUTE MAKES TEXAS MAN FEEL LIKE HE’S LIVING IN EGYPT

MICE OPEN UP NEW MARKETS FOR THE ONGOING GROWTH OF TWITTER

INTERNET HOARDING STARTS TO PEAK AS FCC AND UN SEEK CONTROL

GOOGLE LOOKING FOR WAYS TO MONETIZE THE HUMAN BODY

AFTER WIKILEAKS DRAMA AL GORE EXPRESSES REGRET FOR INVENTING THE INTERNET

SAMSUNG TABLET MEETS WITH DISAPPROVAL FROM WORLD LEADERS

DOZENS LEFT IN THE LURCH AS SONY SUDDENLY CEASES WALKMAN PRODUCTION

MICROSOFT TO RISK BRINGING OUT ANOTHER NEW PRODUCT

FACEBOOK DEVELOPING MUSIC SERVICE, PHONE, COMPUTERS AFTER ZUCKERBERG DINES WITH JOBS

LIBYA ATTEMPTING TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET

MARK, I STILL MAKE BLACK TURTLENECKS LOOK GOOD, STEVE: SENT FROM MY iPHONE

STEVE JOBS ATTEMPTS TO HIJACK HIS OWN PLANE

GOOGLE TO TAKE OVER THE TASK OF FREE WILL FOR MILLIONS

BILL GATES ENCOURAGES YOUNG PEOPLE TO AVOID COLLEGE

PAUL ALLEN SUES WASHINGTON MAN FOR WEARING THE SAME SHIRT

BRAILLE INTERNET STILL YEARS AWAY FROM IMPLEMENTATION

EXPERTS FEAR HOARDING AS IP ADDRESSES RUN LOW

MEL GIBSON THE FIRST PERSON TO RECEIVE NEW IPHONE 4 CASE

FACEBOOK PRIVACY LISTED AS ONE OF THE LARGEST GLOBAL THREATS

APPLE NIXES SUICIDE PREVENTION APP FOR IPHONE

PERVEZ MUSHARRAF ASKING FRIENDS TO CHECK HIS WALL AFTER PAKISTAN BANS FACEBOOK

STEVE JOBS USING ANDROID PHONE TO DOWNLOAD PORN

GOOGLE TO SHUT DOWN CHINA

MARK ZUCKERBERG HACKING INTO EVERYONE’S EMAILS

APPLE TO STOP EMPLOYING TODDLERS AT PRODUCTION FACILITIES

APPLE IPAD TO CURE CANCER, END WORLD HUNGER

APPLE STARTS WORK ON DIAL UP IPHONE

NEW FACEBOOK PRIVACY CHANGES MAKING LIFE HELL FOR STALKERS

GOOGLE TO RELEASE THEIR OWN VERSION OF SKYNET

MAN DIES AFTER TRYING TO DIGG EVERY SINGLE STORY

DOWNLOADING AT ALL TIME HIGH AS CONSUMERS FEAR INTERNET COLLAPSE

SONY CREATES LIGHTER THAN AIR NOTEBOOK

APPLE PURSUING COPYRIGHT ON APPLES

ORPHAN TWEETS LEAVING TWITTER OVERBURDENED

APPLE SUED OVER PREJUDICIAL COMMERCIALS

RESEARCHERS FIND FILES DO NOT MAKE COMPUTERS HEAVIER

OBAMA SEEKING TOTAL CONTROL OF THE INTERNET

APPLE ASSURES EU THAT EXPLODING IPODS ‘ISOLATED AND UNINTENTIONAL’

MYSPACE CONSIDERS GOING PRINT ONLY

RELIGION ENTERS THE MODERN AGE WITH TWEETS ON THE WAILING WALL

AMAZON DECIDES KINDLE USERS NO LONGER NEED‘1984’

APPLE CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT IT STILL NEEDS STEVE JOBS

YOUTUBE CHALLENGES USERS TO GUESS HOW MUCH MONEY IT'S LOSING

AMD MAKING A KILLING WITH IRANIAN MISSILE DEAL

GERMANY MAKES PLANS TO BAN THE INTERNET

HARSHLY WORDED LETTERS NOT DETERRING PIRATES

MOST VULNERABLE AT RISK IN TELEVISION TRANSITION

POLICE LOOKING TO BAN TWITTERING WHILE DRIVING

IRAN BLOCKS FACEBOOK AFTER REALLY NASTY WALL MESSAGE

COURT CASE SHOWS GOOGLE AND MICROSOFT MAY HAVE COLLABORATED WITH AL QAEDA

TWITTER FOUNDERS TO WRITE BOOK IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS

JURY FINDS ‘CRAIGSLIST KILLER’ LIED, ON THE INTERNET

CONFICKER WORM FEARS CAUSE THOUSANDS TO BURY THEIR COMPUTERS

APPLE MAKES PLANS TO MANIPULATE USERS LISTENING HABITS, FREE WILL

GOOGLE TO RESTRICT WEB ACCESS FOR USERS USING COMPETING SEARCH ENGINES 

AMAZON DEBUTS KINDLE 2 TO LARGELY ILLITERATE RESPONSE

GOOGLE BREAKS THE INTERNET AS EXECUTIVES PLAY THE FIDDLE

APPLE DEVELOPING ICASKET AS STEVE JOBS TAKES SICK LEAVE

BUG FREEZES ZUNE PLAYERS AFFECTING ALMOST NOBODY

MICROSOFT AND YAHOO HEAT THINGS UP AGAIN

RUPERT MURDOCH SAYS NEWS SERVICES MUST SHAKE FREE OF REPORTERS AND EDITORS

STEVE JOBS RESTING COMFORTABLY AFTER NON EXISTENT HEART ATTACK

YOUTUBE BOOSTS UPLOAD LIMITS TO INCREASE PICTURE QUALITY, CONTENT QUALITY UNAFFECTED

NEW FACEBOOK CAUSING USERS TO WASTE EVEN MORE TIME

GOOGLE CHROME TO OPEN SOURCE PRIVACY

GOOGLE REPUBLISHING STEVE JOBS OBITUARY

DIGG BURYING IT'S USERS

COMCAST SET TO BAN NET NEUTRALITY, FREEDOM