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NEWS > BUSINESS > VIVID ENTERTAINMENT MAKES ROYAL OFFER
VIVID ENTERTAINMENT MAKES ROYAL OFFER
May 11 2011
Los Angeles, CA – Perception has always been the real strength of royalty. While there are likely many deep differences between people borne of royal blood and people born as commoners, in the end they are just as human as one another, subject to
the same follies and weaknesses as any other person. With royalty however, those weaknesses are often hidden, disguised by pomp and circumstance (and well-orchestrated press coverage) that make them appear as something they aren’t and can never really be, a hand practiced over decades.
Royalty is changing though, changing in profound ways. Across the world most royal families have fallen into the realm of apathy, engendering bland responses from most of their subjects as they fall deeper and deeper into irrelevancy. The British royal family is something else entirely though. Due in large part to their former influence across the globe, the House of Windsor has remained a potent force in the world, popular even in nations which have no connection to the family. In turn, the royals have started to change, started to change, something which most people assume will be made real when William takes over as King. His generation is seen as a modernizing force, something which is slowly pushing the family into the modern world. In keeping with that attitude, at least one new member of the extended family is apparently considering a very modern side project after receiving an offer from adult film producer Steve Hirsch.
“As I watched a broadcast of the event, I couldn't help but think that with your 
beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star,” Hirsch, the head of Vivid Entertainment wrote to Pippa Middleton. “This week, after seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies. As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding.”
Hirsch offered the sister of the Queen-to-be $5 million for a single scene in an upcoming film. Thus far she has not officially responded.
“I would bet that it is very unlikely we will see Middleton or any member of the extended royal family in this type of film. I mean she is not royal herself, but she has a lot to gain from maintaining a certain amount of loyalty to the image of the royals, likely much more than a few million dollars,” said Scrape TV British analyst Nigel Northington. “Many people dismiss the royal family as doddery and old and they are quite right in that, but that is also what helps maintain them to a large degree. There is an extended respect in that age and dignity, something which would most certainly be lost if an affiliated person decided to take a shot in porn. She would likely be cast out.”
Middleton holds no official title in the Royal order.
“It would absolutely bring the family into the modern world, kicking and screaming, and make it relevant in a way that this wedding could not do. It would also alienate the majority of the supporters in favour of a handful who would simply use it up and leave it on the side of the road. I would say that it’s probably not a deft idea for her to engage in,” continued Northington. “Inevitably something like this will happen, but because she is not actually a royal she will just be dismissed, shunned entirely. If it was someone like Eugenie though, well she would still be a Royal, and it would be kind of expected, and she’s a lot younger.”
Pippa will be 28 this year, much older than the average age of most first-timers.
William Ashford, Business Correspondent
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