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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT >TAYLOR LAUTNER’S NEXT MOVIE UNDERGOES REWRITE TO REMOVE ALL DIALOGUE
TAYLOR LAUTNER’S NEXT MOVIE UNDERGOES REWRITE TO REMOVE ALL DIALOGUE
June 8 2011
Hollywood, CA – Success comes and goes. For some people it stays for a long time, even a very long time, but inevitably fame and success, no matter how well-earned it may be, eventually fades out for everyone long before they themselves leave the 
planet. For some that success vanishes well before they are ready, vanishing almost as quickly as it came, leaving them, particularly if they are young, with a feeling of a life unfulfilled.
Sometimes those motions are impossible to avoid, they are an unavoidable eventuality, but for others it is something which can be fought against and delayed for a very long time. Reinvention of oneself is something which few people are able to accomplish, but when it does happen in Hollywood it can lead to great things, simply witness the long careers of people like Tom Cruise or Madonna. Constantly staying on top of things and being willing and able to completely break away from the status quo can often yield great results, particularly when they work with their strengths. That lesson is something young star Taylor Lautner has apparently already learned as he begins his assault on Hollywood stardom. Realizing his limits, the young actor has apparently requested a page one rewrite of his new movie which will completely eliminate all dialogue and add in multiple shirt removal scenes.
“Taylor and his people realize all too well where his strengths lie, and it isn’t really in delivering dialogue. They feel very firmly that he should be a movie star, that he should be a big name and that this is the route towards making that happen,” said a Hollywood insider. “They realize too that video is failing and soap operas are being cancelled and so they want to ensure that without those avenues, that they all still have a place in which to earn. They feel that by playing to his strengths they will best accomplish that.”
It’s not clear which film has been rewritten to accommodate the actor, but he apparently signed an eight figure deal for the project.
“I haven’t read the script and I know that the original writer was not all that happy with the rewrite but this is the way they are going. They had a regular script with dialogue scenes for all the actors involved, but they changed that completely and the most they will be doing is making grunts and groans,” continued the insider. “From what I understand all the actors will have shirt removal scenes, even the bit players, but it will be Lautner’s character which has the bulk of that attention. He’s in nearly every frame of the movie and the only cutaways 
will be in scenes where they need to put a short back on him, in order to remove it of course. They really think this is the best path to making a successful movie and putting him in a strong position going forward.”
Lautner has a few movies due for release, all of which have dialogue and multiple shirtless scenes.
“Eventually his success will fade. Eventually these young girls will grow up and lost interest in him and that is going to mean difficult times for Lautner. However if he can create new paradigm, perhaps even bringing back silent movies as a genre, well that could sustain him for a much longer time,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “Eventually though he will start to get flabby, wrinkles will become a problem, and his career will fade but at least he will have a few more years, something he most certainly will not have if they continue to let him speak.”
Lautner had no comment.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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