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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > CHRIS BROWN NOT BACK WITH RIHANNA BUT IS DEFINITELY DATING A GIRL
CHRIS BROWN NOT BACK WITH RIHANNA BUT IS DEFINITELY DATING A GIRL
January 23 2012
Los Angeles, CA – Throughout history there have been tales of twisted romances, passions that went beyond logic and reason, with people continuing to engage in toxic and even harmful relationships. Sometimes those stories are the tales of great romance and tragedy, and sometimes they are tales that end up on the front page of the crime report, both grand and minuscule depending of course on whom is involved.
When Chris Brown and Rihanna started dating it was seen, quite sensibly, as the next great power duo in music. Two up and comers with huge fan bases seemed a sensible couple, but then Brown attacked Rihanna, putting her in the hospital and pretty much ending the pairing right then and there. For a little while the couple flirted with the idea of getting back together but both to preserve their careers and bodily parts, ultimately decided to stay away from one another.
Since that incident back in 2009, rumours have continued to swirl around the duo, with much of the talk scandalously suggesting that they are together again. Despite repeated denials and hard factual evidence to the contrary, the stores have persisted, suggesting that fans somehow want the tragic tale to continue. Another such story has arisen after the pair was spotted coming out of the same West Hollywood club on Sunday, but it appears it was not to be after Brown confirmed he was with another woman, a full and proper woman, with a vagina and everything.
“This is total nonsense. Chris and Rihanna are not back together. Chris is totally happy with, um, what’s her name. This other girl. He is totally happy. She is very beautiful and she doesn’t have a glass jaw, I mean she has a pretty face and is totally feminine and sexy, just the way he likes his girls,” said a spokesperson for Brown. “Chris really likes beautiful and sexy girls with vaginas and that is what this new girl is. She is great, totally great, totally one hundred percent woman and not Rihanna at all.”
The girl’s name is apparently Karrueche Tran, an aspiring model who knows when to take her shot to advance her career.
Brown apparently went back to his house and had lots of heterosexual intercourse with Tran after the night at the club and enjoyed every second of it.
“This is really one of those tragic romances. Supposedly Brown and Rihanna are in
fact hooking up, and even Tran knows about it. I guess nothing can get in the way of a good career opportunity though, and of course nothing it going to get in the way of Chris Brown enjoying the pleasures of women wherever he can get them. It’s pretty clear that he loves women, like way more than a regular guy. He just loves breasts and vaginas so much,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “I think eventually something will come down between them, Rihanna and Brown, because that does happen especially when you have a lot of heterosexual sex with each other. Hopefully it doesn’t end up being too violent. Rihanna at least has a good career ahead of her and getting her face broken again could put a damper on that. It’s also hard to hold a microphone with bruised knuckles, something Brown should keep in mind when they are together.”
Brown has apparently had sex with a woman at least three times today already, though identity of the woman or women were not made clear.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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