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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > LINDSAY LOHAN’S STALKER RELIEVED HE CAN’T GET NEAR HER ANYMORE
LINDSAY LOHAN’S STALKER RELIEVED HE CAN’T GET NEAR HER ANYMORE
January 5 2012
Los Angeles, CA – There was a time when Lindsay Lohan was ac celebrity for good reason. As a child actor, Lohan had a great deal of success in movies like ‘Mean Girls and ‘Freaky Friday’ but like so many in that position, where fames comes early and 
heavy, Lohan started to break down. Now her once promising career is pretty much over, more a tabloid star than a movie star.
Of course, fame is fame, and as evidenced by people like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian actually doing something for your celebrity status is almost not even necessary anymore. In fact, Lohan has made a good deal of money because she is a wreck including a recent pictorial in Playboy which almost certainly would have happened if she had been a bona fide movie star with respect from her peers and the community.
Whether or not Lohan eventually stages a comeback, which seems well nigh impossible given the public perception around her, right now Lohan is a mess, professionally and personally, someone that just about everyone wants to stay away from. Now her stalker has had that very wish granted, being told to stay away from Lohan for two years, much to his relief.
“My client is thrilled with the outcome of and the judge’s ruling. This is exactly what he had been looking for and luckily he proved to the judge that he was a serious threat to Ms. Lohan, which prompted the exact and right decision. Mr. Short is thrilled that he will not have to spend any more time around Ms. Lohan. He hope in fact that at the end of these two years that the ruling will be extended, possibly for life,” said the lawyer for Lohan’s stalker, Lonnie Short.
Short had been arrested January 1st after knocking on Lohan’s door, a common occurrence throughout the Los Angeles area.
Lohan reportedly calls police with every knock on the door, which is generally salespeople and Jehovah’s Witnesses. Police had apparently stopped responding to her calls but will start again following the trespassing charge, which is possibly exactly what Lohan wanted.
“Lindsay doesn’t like the door. If she could get rid of doors and doorbells she would. We have tried to make it clear to her that if she did that she would just have walls and would have to climb through windows to get in an out, and so far she has listened,” said a Lohan insider. “I can tell you, as far as I know, Lindsay did not know this guy at all. She didn’t hire him or anything, it’s just dumb luck. The police had said on numerous occasions that they would stop coming back if kept calling them, but I guess now they will be back every time she calls.”
It’s believed that the police only responded to this particular call because a cruiser had been down the street already and the officers involved had heard of Lohan but not dealt with her directly.
It’s not clear if Lohan gave the officers autographs or hand jobs for their quick response. She did apparently speak to them totally nude, but it’s not clear if she even realized she wasn’t wearing clothes.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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