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POTHEAD MILEY JUST LOOKING FOR SOME SNACKS
November 27 2011
Los Angeles, CA – There was a time, briefly, when Miley Cyrus appeared to be the role model many parents wanted for their kids. She was energetic, successful, and completely clean-cut, at least for a little while. Then came leaked pictures, odd photo sessions with her father, and weed and most of that good will just went up in a haze of smoke.
Along with that, so has much of her early success. While Cyrus will likely never have to worry about paying rent, the type of hold she held over the cultural zeitgeist has pretty much evaporated over the last year or so. While much of that no doubt just has to do with time and new celebrities coming into the picture, there is little debate that Cyrus’ personal behaviour has helped to accelerate the process.
Cyrus, though, doesn’t really appear to care all that much and has now pretty much stated that all she really cares about is getting high and snacks, lots of snacks, which would explain recent appearances showing her a little pudgier than normal.
“You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f***in’ weed,” said Cyrus in a recording of her birthday party at the Roosevelt hotel.
Last year Cyrus was spotted smoking out of a bong which, she claimed, only contained salvia and not marijuana. Recent pictures have shown Cyrus looking a little heavier than usual, citing speculation that she has been eating a whole lot of chips and cake, much like the one she had for her birthday.
It’s not clear how much weight Cyrus has gained over the last year or if she really cares all that much anymore.
“The one good thing about Cyrus, I suppose, is that she doesn’t claim to be a good girl at all. I mean it’s hard to do that when you take dirty pictures of yourself and get way, way too friendly with your father, but at least she isn’t trying. She isn’t pretending like so many before her have,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “She’s a bad girl, well kind of. I mean weed isn’t exactly hard core, not exactly the type of thing that’s going to get you a lot of street cred, at least not in the street. Maybe amongst other rich friends but not down in the street. Down in the street they keep it real.”
Amongst her wealthy friends, Cyrus is reportedly the one who keeps it the most real.
“It’s great that she isn’t putting on airs, that is the biggest positive with her. Well that and he waistline, and her thighs, and her arms. That’s where women really start to show the effects of cake, the upper arms. Miley better watch it or that’s going to cause problems for her. Can’t exactly go on stage jiggling around like that,” continue Temple. “I mean you can but that isn’t going to help win her new audiences which is something she is really going to need. At least not in America. Maybe Asia, Asian audiences tend to have a lower tolerance for just about everything including flabby arms and weed smoking. They have great desserts there too, lots of variety.”
Cyrus, reportedly, loves just about any kind of dessert.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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