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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > JAMES CAMERON TO CHANGE SANDWICH MAKING FOREVER
JAMES CAMERON TO CHANGE SANDWICH MAKING FOREVER
January 12 2010
Hollywood, CA – James Cameron is a man who has always faced challenges with incredible tenacity. His first major film, which came after being fired from a movie about killer piranhas, starred a body builder with a indecipherable accent. His next 
movie was a sequel to a beloved classic whose very existence brought vitriol from the fans. His movie about a giant ship was the most expensive movie ever, doomed to failure. His most recent film came on the heels of the highest grossing film ever and starred strange blue characters with no stars. In every case, Cameron has come out on top, putting those challenges down with authority.
Whether it’s The Terminator, Alien, Titanic, Avatar, or any of his other films, Cameron has had little trouble one-upping himself and throwing criticism back into the faces of those who have tried to bring him down. Now, riding high on what will end up being at least the second most successful movie ever made, Cameron has once again decided to up the game. This time though Cameron won’t be changing filmmaking, but rather something much more mundane, or at least it would seem to Cameron’s critics who have already brought out the knives.
“Jim has been all over this sandwich he made a few years ago and now he is planning
on totally revolutionizing the way they are made. He called me as he was eating it and hasn’t stopped since. That particular sandwich had, I believe I have this right, tomato, lettuce, Swiss cheese, black forest ham, mayo, some kind of fancy mustard, all on toasted rye. He said it was the best sandwich he’s ever had, but that he sees how he can do better,” said a Cameron friend who preferred to remain anonymous. “Now he’s all on about totally revolutionizing the way sandwiches are made and has been developing these new versions for a long time. I’ve seen some of his work but I can’t say anything except that he is doing something really remarkable. It’s not just the bread or the sandwich meats, it’s the way he’s arranging vegetables. It’s incredible and I think he will change sandwich making forever.”
Though details are scant at the moment it’s believed that Cameron’s new sandwich will incorporate elements of existing sandwiches such as the Rueben, Dagwood, and a Monte Cristo.
“Cameron has never met an obstacle that he hasn’t totally bowled over. That has 
always been a hallmark of his career and that passion has bled its way into his movies. Not only does he have the ego to tell people where to stuff it, he has the brains and the talent to actually make that happen as he has proven time and time again,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “Really, Avatar should have been a failure. He came the greatest financial success ever, won a bunch of Oscars, and hadn’t made a movie in over decade yet here we are with a movie that has blown everyone away. Maybe it’s time to finally give him his due and just accept that he’s going to do what he says he’s going to do.”
It’s not clear what criteria will have to met in order for Cameron to officially take the title, nor how long we will have to wait to see his next masterpiece.
“Avatar took twelve years to make it to the big screen and given his history I wouldn’t be surprised if this sandwich takes just as long. Sandwich technology hasn’t really advanced much in recent years and it’s likely that he will wait until it catches up with his vision,” continued Temple. “In the end I’m sure the sandwich will look totally different, taste very familiar, and will become a phenomenon. That’s just the way James Cameron does things.”
Cameron had no comment.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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