U.S.A.
Everyone Else
Health
Science
Business
Technology
Sports
Video Games
Entertainment
Future
Humour
NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > LINDSAY LOHAN INTERVIEWS GO MUCH BETTER WHEN SHE’S PARTIALLY CLOTHED
LINDSAY LOHAN INTERVIEWS GO MUCH BETTER WHEN SHE’S PARTIALLY CLOTHED
January 16 2010
Hollywood, CA – In her twenty-three years of life Lindsay Lohan sure has packed a lot in. Childstar, adult actress, singer, partier, human rights campaigner, and the focus of all kinds of media attention both positive and negative Lohan has become a
bona fide star despite her best efforts to sabotage herself. In recent months, Lohan’s negative portrayal in the media has largely subsided as her parents started to steal the spotlight, taking over for relative sanity.
Now, apparently, making a concerted effort to remake her image and finally proceed on the career that seemed destined to finally deliver on the talent that was so apparent in her younger days. With a series of upcoming roles in major movies and narrating documentary on child trafficking in India Lohan seems bound and determined to make her way back to respectability. Given her history that determination is quite justifiably coming into question, despite the undeniable level of acting talent and charisma she does possess. Even the possible presence of a new sex tape featuring the actress doesn’t seem likely to pervert her drive towards success. Nonetheless, the renewed effort is coming under fire by many observers who claim that Lohan’s greatest chance at success is a partial or complete lack of clothing.
“I mean I’ve seen her naked, I think most people have seen her naked at least partially, and things seem to go a lot better when she is in that state. I did an interview with her about a year ago and she was wearing this very short skirt and her boobs were hanging out quite a bit and the interview went really well, unlike the last time I talked to her,” said a celebrity interviewer who preferred to remain anonymous. “I talked to her late last year and things were a whole lot different. She was wearing pants and this very drab short and sweater combo. She looked quite good but had a whole lot of clothes on and the interview went very poorly. She was uncommunicative and almost surly. It was really unpleasant and I’m convinced it had something to do with the amount of clothes she had on.”
Lohan recently appeared partially nude, depicting sexual encounters, in a photo shoot for Muse magazine, to much acclaim.
“Generally female stars have a lot more luck in their careers when they are a little more haphazard when it comes to the amount of clothing they wear. That is also true of women in real life, but in Hollywood it has become an art form even for actresses who would like to be taken seriously,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “Barely-there clothes have always helped propel the career of actresses whether they are established or not and that will likely be the case for Lohan. The question will ultimately be whether or her lack of clothing will affect her script choices.”
Lohan reportedly had the script for the critically lambasted ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ read to her while fully clothed.
“While this is far from scientific evidence it is a compelling idea. The notion that she actually becomes more talented the fewer clothes she wears is something once thought to be the domain of people who worked in the adult industry, not in mainstream Hollywood,” continued Temple. “This could lead to a whole lot less clothing in the town which would be a blessing in some cases and a disaster in others. Hopefully Helen Hunt doesn’t get the acting bug again.”
Lohan apparently wore next to nothing in her upcoming film ‘Machete’.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > LINDSAY LOHAN INTERVIEWS GO MUCH BETTER WHEN SHE’S PARTIALLY CLOTHED
LINK IT! http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/pages-5/Lindsay-Lohan-interviews-go-much-better-when-shes-partially-clothed-Scrape-TV-The-World-on-your-side.html |
TWEET IT! http://bit.ly/6L0hKi |
BOOKMARK IT!  
|
|---|
Scrape Store
