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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > LARRY KING STILL ALIVE AND APPARENTLY GETTING DIVORCED
LARRY KING STILL ALIVE AND APPARENTLY GETTING DIVORCED
April 17 2010
Los Angeles, CA – Love can be a fickle thing. It can make some men sing and other men cry. Love has been the subject of much of the art humankind has ever created, and is often the thing many people think each night before they go to bed. Romantic
love is of course the most rambunctious of all the forms, the one most likely to cause heartache and stress and the one about which most of those works are created. Great, horrible, magical, devastating, love is the unanswerable question.
For some love is more than just that, it is a kind of game. The vast majority of people will fall in an out of love a handful of times in their lives. Despite increasing divorce rates the bulk of people stay in love throughout their lives once they have chosen a partner. There are others though who either as a result of poor choices or a fickle heart on their own end who have seemingly fallen in and out of love dozens of times. One of those people is Larry King who recently filed for divorce, his eighth time, sparking many to realize that the man who many thought had been replaced many years ago was in fact still alive with a beating heart under his chest. 
“No one is sure exactly what happened between them though there has been a lot of talk of infidelity on his part, which would make sense, but as of right now that is just talk. Even for someone who has been through this so many times it is a difficult thing for Larry and will be until he gets married again,” said an insider. “Frankly I was left scrambling because I had no idea that the original Larry King was still alive. I had presumed like most people that the guy we saw on TV was some kind of replacement and I guess that could still be technically true but from everything that I have heard the guy getting the divorce is the actual original Larry King. Colour me shocked.”
The couple has been married for 13 years, a record for King.
“It’s hard to believe that this guy has continued to go on like this for so many years.
He has to getting really old and it’s quite amazing that he still has the passion to engage in something like a divorce. By this point you would have thought that he would be largely incapacitated and unable to fight for himself but apparently that isn’t the case,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “I had also been understanding that he had had a lot of heart trouble in the past and that his ticker was replaced a couple times over. Strange, you wouldn’t think that a robot heart would have the same passion as a genuine human one but there you go.”
It’s believed that King’s exterior has been retained by special polymers and metal struts.
“King’s life has really been a study in the abnormalities of the human condition. Divorce is common but even still the vast majority of people who can claim it can only claim one. King has set standards there and in his ability to survive against incredible odds and wax figure appearance,” continued Temple. “He keeps trying though which indicates that there may be more under that chest than people previously believed. It may be hanging on by a thread and put together with silicone but it’s still beating. Here’s the next divorce, hopefully it won’t take as long this time.”
It’s not clear how many more marriages King will be able to fit in before his body is turned over to science.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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