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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > LINDSAY LOHAN READY TO DIE

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LINDSAY LOHAN READY TO DIE

April 1 2010

Los Angeles, CA – One of the defining characteristics of the human experience is our ability to understand our own mortality. No other animal on the planet understands the nature of their own end, the fact that they will someday cease to be. While the death
lower animals certainly show comprehension of the death of others, whether mates or other loved ones, there is no evidence to suggest that they comprehend that the same fate awaits them somewhere down the line. That knowledge is just one of the many benefits and burdens of being human.

Because of that awareness, we are in many cases able to come to terms with death. Our understanding of that eventual fate allows us to not only prepare for the eventuality amongst our loved ones but also, in the right circumstances, allows us to come to terms with our demise. In movies people knowing that they will someday soon pass into the great beyond forgive old grievances, apologize for past mistakes, and spend time with our loved ones. Death in real life is rarely so robust, but our foreknowledge of the inevitable allows us to at least reflect on our lives and make the most of what little time we have left. Such is apparently the case with Lindsay Lohan whose life started with so much success and promise but who has now spiralled into a pit of despair and self indulgence. Luckily, Lohan, according to reports, has come to terms with her inevitable demise and is at peace with that eventuality.lindsay lohan on mtv

“Everyone around her knows that this is coming, everyone. All her friends, her loved ones, and most importantly Lindsay herself realizes that the end is near. She could get help and try to turn this around but that is unlikely at this point. She’s made peace with herself,” said a Lohan insider. “We’d like to see her get that help and live a good long life, but that just isn’t her process. This is who Lindsay is and this is the inevitable result of that life. She’s okay with it though and that’s the most important thing.”

Lohan may or may not turn 24 this July.

“This has really been a tragedy almost from the beginning but has obviously been getting much worse in recent years. Every now and then she seemed to clean up, or at least appeared to clean up, but it always inevitably has fallen back to this mess of a life. It’s really sad lindsay lohan drunk
considering how much potential was really there in the early days,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “It’s good that she is at peace with herself. It would be so easy to have bitterness or anger for the way she’s been treated or for the way things have gone since those early days, but luckily that isn’t that case. She’s going to go into the beyond with a clear head and a clear soul, more than many of us can ask for.”

It’s not clear exactly when Lohan will pass on, but it is expected to be a very big story whenever and however it happens.lindsay lohan drunk

“In many ways this is how we should all live our lives. We spend so much time worrying about the end, worrying about prolonging our lives, worrying about trying to make a success of things, that we don’t live our lives. She realizes that she is going to go and she’s okay with that, allowing her spend her remaining days enjoying life,” continued Temple. “There’s a lesson there for everyone, something few people would ever have anticipated in those early days. We had expected perhaps the new Julia Roberts or Audrey Hepburn, a great movie star but nothing more. What we got was a meditation on life and death, and example for all of us to take what we have an enjoy it. Rest in peace Lindsay.”

Lohan will be survived by her parents and three younger siblings.

Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent

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