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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > CHARLIE SHEEN LOSES YET ANOTHER CAR DOWN A CLIFF
CHARLIE SHEEN LOSES YET ANOTHER CAR DOWN A CLIFF
June 16 2010
Hollywood, CA – The automobile is perhaps the most revolutionary invention in human history. Other developments such as the bow and arrow, gunpowder, the printing press, manned flight, and the internet would no doubt give cars a significant
run for their money, none of them have ever changed the world so dramatically and across so many spectrums of humanity. Cars are not just for convenience or mobility, they have pushed the boundaries of human culture, allowing us to conquer new lands and grow humanity, and that access has been provided to everyone.
Of course that influence has also created a great deal of dependence on cars and other motorized transport. With our expanded reach our appetites have also grown dramatically making motor vehicles not simply a luxury but an essential part of human culture, something no other invention can claim. Of course the luxury part of cars has been an essential part of car culture and the popularity of the vehicle, driving innovation and new safety standards. For the wealthy that luxury is even more apparent with their indulgence in expensive cars and more vehicle than they could ever drive. That perhaps is why someone with such access, such as Charlie Sheen, can afford to have multiple cars pitched down the side of mountain, something that regular people simply could not afford.
“Charlie was sitting at home when someone stole his car right from his garage. They then drove it off the cliff. I know he left the keys in the car which is likely why it was stolen but we still aren’t sure why they drove it off the cliff, again,” said an insider. “Charlie is a little confused too. I mean he only kind of cares because he’s got so many cars but he does find it a little odd that this has happened for the second time. He’s never had a car driven over a cliff before this year and now he’s had two, it’s a little unusual to be sure.”
Sheen’s last vehicle was stolen and driven over a cliff on February 5th. The two incidents are believed to be unrelated.
“It’s a very odd thing that someone would go to the trouble of stealing someone’s car
and then driving it over a cliff. It’s also odd that somebody is out there waiting for Charlie Sheen to leave his keys in his car so that they can steal it and drive it over a cliff. It’s a little scary to think that there are people out there like that,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “I mean there all kinds of reasons that people would hate Charlie Sheen but this type of revenge does seem a little odd. Usually you go after the people not their cars but I guess some people have a different idea for revenge. Hopefully this will teach him to stop leaving his keys laying around unless he’s just fine with his cars being thrown down cliff sides.”
In his younger days Sheen was found multiple times at the bottom of the very same cliff but that is also likely unrelated.
“I’ve driven that area of Mulholland and it’s not really that difficult an area to drive. There has to be something other than poor driving skills behind this tale. Obviously they are being put over the cliff on purpose but what that purpose remains a mystery,” continued Temple. “As for Sheen, well I guess it doesn’t really matter to him. I mean insurance would cover this but for regular people it would be very stressful, having to worry about a rental and getting to work the next day. I’m sure Sheen has a number of cars so even if he loses one two it’s not going to really affect his life. Wish we could all be so lucky to not have to worry when our car is thrown down the side of a hill.”
Sheen will reportedly lock up his remaining vehicles when he goes to prison sometime this month.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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