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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > LINDSAY LOHAN ALREADY A BIG HIT IN WOMEN’S PRISON
LINDSAY LOHAN ALREADY A BIG HIT IN WOMEN’S PRISON
July 6 2010
Los Angeles, CA – Prison has long been the definer of society. Prison is what keeps society fluid, what separates the good from the bad, and keeps all those who might walk the line between those two sides on the side of good behaviour. Prison is the 
monster that allows society to remain organized, the creature under the bed that scares all those who might be considering doing harm to others. Prison keeps society safe, it allows nations to function and human beings free to pursue the betterment of themselves and society.
Of course few criminals see those metal bars in such a way. For them the bars are exactly what they are intended to, the things that keep them out of proper society. It prevents them from committing more crimes and though it does take away their basic human right to liberty, their actions and behaviour necessitate such treatment. Sympathy for criminals is often not in abundance. That is something Lindsay Lohan is about to find out after a judge ordered her incarcerated for ninety days, a term that will begin on July 20th. After years of wild behaviour and largely irresponsible behaviour, LiLo will finally be facing the hammer and some are already excited, most notably the female inmates at her future home who erupted in cheers when the verdict was announced.
“There was all kinds of excitement here. It’s all anyone has been talking about for the last couple of weeks because we knew she would end up coming to this facility. The inmates have been on edge but in a good way and when they found out that she was coming it just erupted,” said a guard at her future home. “We are all very excited when a star comes to visit but Lohan has a special place in the hearts of many of our indigenous population, for obvious reasons. I think she’s going to be very popular here and she may never want to leave.”
Lohan agreed to surrender in two weeks and upon release will have to enter rehab.
“This has been an ongoing drama for years now and frankly it was either going to end 
up with her going to jail or ending up dead. For her sake it’s probably a good thing that it ended up this way, for the rest of us, well we’ll just have to wait and see I guess. This stint in prison may or may not scare her straight but it will be a great story for a lot of people,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “Lindsay has made no secret about her sexual orientation and she has apparently had a lot of trouble finding the right person and while prison may not be the best place in which to find a potential mate sometimes you just have to play the cards dealt. Sometimes those cards end up winning despite themselves.”
Lohan had recently been spotted about town with a former Israeli soldier though it’s not clear how serious the relationship has become.
“For a variety of reasons prison could be a huge benefit for her. First off she is now going to realize that she simply can’t go around doing whatever she wants, violating probation and doing socially reprehensible things like driving drunk. She’s finally going to learn that lesson and that is a good thing for her,” continued Temple. “The second thing is she’s going to be at no shortage for recreational activities. People would think that because she’s a big star things like that would be easy but it’s likely just as hard for them as it is for regular people and while this may not be a permanent solution, it will certainly give her a whole new experience and who knows? Love could blossom.”
Lindsay was reportedly very upset by the news of imprisonment, for now anyway.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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