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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > MICHAEL JACKSON’S KIDS A BUNCH OF LOSERS

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MICHAEL JACKSON’S KIDS A BUNCH OF LOSERS

June 20 2010

Los Angeles, CA – There have been few people who have left the kind of legacy that Michael Jackson has left the world. His music and his life touched millions of people across the globe no matter their language or culture or race or politics. Jackson lived a michael jackson thriller
life that few people can imagine and even fewer will ever be able to emulate. Whatever strangeness occurred in his life, however wrapped in controversy his death has become, Jackson has left the world an incredible legacy that cannot be denied.

For his millions of fans, and even those who could care less about the man and music, that legacy will forever be a part of their lives. The impact will diminish as time goes on, as they grow and live their own lives, but Jackson will always be a part of them even if it is in some small way. There are some people though for whom the influence of Jackson will much more significant. His friends and family knew a totally different but far more significant version of the man and own his legacy in a totally different way. Chief amongst those people are his children, Prince, Paris, and Blanket. Their experience with the man were something totally unique and will live with them forever, even as they sit alone in isolation, wrapping duct tape around their arms and spreading cheesecake over their faces.paris jackson prince jackson blanket jackson

They don't have any friends. They don't go to school, they have private lessons at home - but that will change in September, when they are due to enrol at private college. But they have their cousins and aunts and uncles around them constantly, and that's helped them immensely,” Katherine Jackson told the Daily Mirror. “To them, it's normal, it's the life they have known. They have a certain time to go to bed, then they get up and get dressed for lessons. They practise karate and swim, which they love. Each one of them is like Michael in a certain way. It has been a daily battle to cope with our huge loss.”

The three children apparently get along well with each but are paralyzed with fear when meeting outsiders, just like ordinary losers.blanket jackson

“The Jackson children really have had a unique life that will likely only become more so as it goes on. Yes they lost their father but they also have access to virtually unlimited funds to sustain themselves. Ordinary people lose fathers but don’t have that kind of comfort. Unfortunately he was apparently their entire lives which of course is a product of that wealth,” said Scrape TV Family Values analyst Marge Hendricks. “Jackson lived this strange isolated life from a very young age and it turned him a little funny. That is a legacy he has passed onto his children and so it’s quite sensible to assume that they will also turn out strangely. For now they are just regular losers, but in the long term it will be quite rough.”michael jackson blanket

Paris apparently has her room completely decorated with pictures of her dead father, a behaviour that is normally reserved for serial killers and stalkers.

“Look, the hard reality is when your grandmother thinks you’re a loser than you really are a loser. There’s really no getting around it in that case and that is something they are going to have to deal with. Going to school will certainly help but it will take time, they don’t even know what other children look like so there will be a culture shock,” continued Hendricks. “They are always going to be a little weird, I mean they are Jacksons, but to at least understand the way humanity works they are going to have to go out and experience other people. Especially now that the at least two of them are becoming teens. You wouldn’t want them getting it on, though that would be par for the course with this family.”

The oldest, Prince I was last seen in public wearing crocs, a sure sign of mental instability.   

Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent

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