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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > ASHTON KUTCHER PREPARING THE WORLD FOR THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE

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ASHTON KUTCHER PREPARING THE WORLD FOR THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE

December 31 2010

Los Angeles, CA – For almost as long as mankind has told stories about the world we have also predicted its demise. Tales of the apocalypse, of the end of times, have permeated religion, fiction, and even science for thousands of years. While that apocalypse
eventuality has obviously not happened, doomsday scenarios have remained a persistent part of our collective imagination with tales of doom amongst the most popular of stories. While near apocalyptic acts have certainly occurred in the life span of human beings, and ancient events show it is not only possible but likely that such an event will occur, much of the terror of those scenarios remains in the realm of fiction.

With perhaps the most dire and celebrated warning of the end of times rapidly approaching, the year 2012, more and more people appear ready to embrace the end and are doing their best to make peace and try and prepare for the end times. As is often the case, many are looking to celebrities to aid in that and now one of the most vocal of those celebrities, Ashton Kutcher, has presented a new voice and a new direction for those preparations for the end. In an interview with Men’s Fitness, Kutcher detailed his plans to protect his family when the end comes to us all.ashton kutcher cool

“It will not take much for people to hit the panic button... You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don't have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there's no electricity, nobody has maps,” Kutcher told the magazine. “I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry.  All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about.”

Kutcher is also apparently stocking up on guns and learning Krav Maga, a fighting technique used by the Israeli military.    ashton kutcher young

“I think, realistically, few people expect the apocalypse. I mean eventually something will happen to the world. Eventually a meteor will strike the planet again and cause massive destruction and eve n if that doesn’t happen the sun will supernova and destroy everything in the system but most of that is very far away and for the majority of people the notion that it could happen in their lifetime is totally ridiculous,” said Scrape TV Apocalypse analyst Seth Morris. “Of course there is nothing lost in being prepared. The end could come at anytime and no matter what the cause, whether it’s a meteor, a nuclear conflict, or even zombies, it’s likely there won’t be a whole lot of warning and so it is better to be ready than to try and pull things together at the last minute. That would be a disaster unto itself.”

Hoarding and major supply shortages are expected whenever the end of times strikes.ashton kutcher cute

“Often the biggest examples of people warning of these issues, of the need to prepare and the doom that will likely be visited upon those who don’t prepare, are conducted by crackpots and doomsayers who are often quite correctly dismissed by the mainstream but now a major player is coming out and making the point which should help get people’s heads on straight,” continued Morris. “Ashton Kutcher is someone people listen to. You can see that with his six million followers on Twitter and the sheer amount of attention he gets whenever he says anything. That will push a lot of people towards him and, ultimately, towards preparing for the apocalypse which is only a good thing. I mean the more people that survive the opening salvo of the end of things the better chance we have of surviving as a species and we may very well have Ashton Kutcher to thank for that.”

Former ‘That 70’s Show’ co-star Danny Masterson has apparently been living in a bomb shelter for the last five years.   

Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent

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