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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > PETER FONDA STARES DEATH IN THE FACE AND SCARES IT AWAY AGAIN
PETER FONDA STARES DEATH IN THE FACE AND SCARES IT AWAY AGAIN
January 13 2011
Los Angeles, CA – There are few acting legacies like the Fonda’s in Hollywood. Truth be told, there are few acting legacies at all, but of the few that do exist, none really match the prominence of the Fonda family. With stars in each generation, the Fonda 
lineage stretches from nearly the beginning of Hollywood up through the modern day, influencing the medium in occasionally deep and impactful ways.
Like any Hollywood story, there of course have been hits and misses. Recent entries into the family have been very hit and miss with only Bridget having had any real success in sustaining the legacy, but with dozens of films and massive influence over the medium, it is all but a lock that the Fonda name will retain influence over Hollywood for many years to come. Of course many members of the family are still very much alive and still carrying the name, most notably Jane and Peter whose careers have slowed but lasted over the years but whose mere presence has ensured the legacy. Now, after a bizarre incident in Hollywood, it appears certain that the legacy will indeed last for a long time to come after Peter discovered a dead body in parking lot, once again staring death in the face and telling it where to go.
“He looked in the vehicle and saw a body in there and called the fire department. It appears that he noticed the car parked on the side of the street and became curious. This is the kind of diligence that we appreciate from all citizens, famous or not. It appears that the man in the car committed suicide,” said a police department spokesperson. “I admit that this situation was certainly unusual as it is unusual that a celebrity would discover something like this but in a city this size unfortunately we do get these calls quite frequently, usually from regular people. We thank Mr. Fonda for his diligence.”
It’s not immediately clear why Fonda decided to inspect the car, though some have speculated that he smelled the familiar stench of death and decided to attack.
“Fonda is one of those guys who came to prominence in a really rough time in Hollywood. That era was drug and booze filled, had casual sex everywhere, and was a
pretty rambunctious time. In many ways he helped start that entire era off with ‘Easy Rider’ and somehow he survived that,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “Keep in mind that Fonda had more tangible tussles with the grim reaper, surviving a broken back twice as the result of motorcycle crashes. Few people survive one broken back, but he pushed through two of them, and if that doesn’t say something about his luck and will to live then I don’t know what does. Fonda has looked deep into the eye of death and told it where to go, once again.”
Fonda was apparently driving a car this time around, wearing a helmet.
“I mean there are stories of people who have narrowly avoided death over and over again and you want to believe that maybe, possibly, they have done away with death, beaten it once and for all. That doesn’t happen often but you rarely see a situation where someone actively thumbs their nose at the beyond like Fonda has done, and that chutzpah could keep him and the Fonda legacy alive for a very long time to come,” continued Temple. “I mean I hope it’s him. Jane is still kind of irritating and Bridget was certainly cute back in the day but now, well not so much. I couldn’t name any of the rest of them so really Peter is the best option, hopefully he sticks around for a while to come.”
It is believed unlikely that death is truly scared of Peter Fonda, yet.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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