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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > POLICE UNCOVER PLOT TO ASSASSINATE SELENA GOMEZ AFTER JUSTIN BIEBER SMOOCH
POLICE UNCOVER PLOT TO ASSASSINATE SELENA GOMEZ AFTER JUSTIN BIEBER SMOOCH
January 4 2011
Los Angeles, CA – As we get older our perspective on many things change. As youths we are sure we know everything, that the world as we see it is the way it is, but eventually humility sets in and the realization that things aren’t quite as we 
expected settles in. There is perhaps no area where that happens more frequently, or more profoundly, than in the realm of love which has undone many an ego and brought humility to millions, and will do so again.
Of course, in the midst of that lack of humility it is very hard to see the outside world. Experience changes our ability to anticipate events, but until that comes along, we are stuck with the moment. Such a situation is what appears to be afflicting many young fans of Justin Bieber whose romantic encounters with fellow teen idol Selena Gomez has caused a major crisis. In previous years such heartbreak would result in commiseration and a lot of ice cream, but in today’s interconnected and online world such anger has started to press outwards 
with many fans organizing against the wicked woman who has stolen the object of their affection. While the anger initially began as Twitter-based death threats, new information indicates that the mind hive of the internet has actually started to move against the Disney star.
“We have in recent days become aware of a significant series of threats against an individual in the Los Angeles area. While we cannot confirm the name or names of the people involved we can say that it is a high profile case and one that we are investigating very seriously,” said a police spokesperson. “All cases of threats against individuals are taken seriously. Many people assume that because something may happen on the internet that it is isolated to that arena. In many situations that is the case, but here we have information leading us to believe that the threats have moved from the digital world into the real one.”
Sources confirm that the individual at the centre of the threats is indeed Gomez who was recently seen snuggling with Bieber in the Caribbean.
“This is a really sad situation to be sure. Often girls learn their first heartbreak with famous people, people they would likely never get a chance to meet never mind romance, but this, in the modern world, has taken on a totally different demeanour and seriousness,” said Scrape TV Legal analyst Gabe Hawthorne. “Internet threats are the same as real life threats in many places, particularly in Los Angeles where protecting celebrities is pretty much all the police do. Normally idol threats from teens would be little to worry about, but if these girls have formed into some kind of roving gang then it is something else entirely. Hot girls may be fun in the movies but in the real world they are something else entirely.”
Hit Girl was a major character in the movie ‘Kick Ass’ but was motivated by a sense of right and wrong not controlled by hormones.
“I totally understand the feelings many of these girls are feeling. Guys don’t get quite as wrapped up in crushes as girls and so the emphasis is a little different but the core feelings are the same. Still, that is part of growing up and gang assassinations really should not be. It would be a shame if the internet world created leagues of assassins, that’s certainly not the best of the web,” continued Hawthorne. “It would however be is for Gomez and her people to be cautious. There is no fury like a woman scorned and when its girls who have little to lose, the fury can be even more fierce. Bieber is also in peril too, hopefully she’s worth it.”
The general consensus is that the pair make a cute couple but wouldn’t look so good buried six feet under.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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