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MILEY CYRUS BARES ALL IN NEW SHOWER SCANDAL

Aug 5 2008

Hollywood, CA – With the risqué photos roaming wildly around the web, one would think that Disney teen star Miley Cyrus might make an effort to curb her increasingly wild ways, but a new scandal in the making might derail her cleaner than clean mystique for good.

Reports began to surface early Tuesday that a text message between the ‘Hannah Montana’ star and a friend had been intercepted by a hacker. While the specifics of the message have not been made public, the hacker indicated that the message was more sensational than anything that had been released about the star yet.

“Miley seems to be doing everything she can to disrupt her career. It seems like she really is a chip off the old hillbilly block. Billy Ray taught her well,” said the hacker who goes by the name ‘Garbo’. “Daddy wasn’t blessed with a whole lot of brains and she appears to have inherited that stupid gene. This is going to blow things wide open. Miley is done.”

While the hacker refused to divulge details, he did provide a phone number that has been confirmed to belong to Cyrus. ‘Garbo’ offered no clue as to when or how he might use whatever information he appears to have.

“All I will say is that involved the words shower and nude,” continued Garbo.
“Miley Cyrus has gone from sweetheart to skank in such a short period of time,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “It took Britney Spears years to get to this level of self destruction. And Cyrus has done it so quickly and at such a young age, it really is remarkable how quickly girls are growing these days. It will be interesting to see how Disney reacts to this latest controversy. Well, maybe not that interesting considering how little they’ve reacted in the past.”

Controversial celebrity blogger Perez Hilton decided not to post anything about the newest controversy. “I’m only interested in hard evidence. Something I can draw on. This is just hearsay at the moment. I’m all for her doing something else stupid, every time she does my visits go through the roof, but I am going to wait until there’s something a little more solid to report on. It makes you think twice about taking a shower in the nude though. I expect that this might start a new celebrity trend of bathing while clothed. Paparazzi’s can get you anywhere.”

"I wouldn't be surprised if Disney embraces this controversy," continued Temple. "The pedophile demographic is largely untapped by mainstream media and this could be a real opportunity for them."

Neither Cyrus, her representatives, nor Disney had any comment.

Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent

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