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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > FIDEL CASTRO STRUCK DOWN AND BECOMES MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER
FIDEL CASTRO STRUCK DOWN AND BECOMES MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER
September 13 2011
Havana, Cuba – There is no doubt that many people in the United States will celebrate when Fidel Castro finally does die, even if most of them don’t understand why. After all, Castro’s worst offences against the great nation were conducted more than fifty years ago, in a totally different era. Most people in America don’t even know why they hate Castro anymore, just that they are supposed to hate him.
Castro, though, has shown no sign of dying anytime soon. Despite growing age, and a host of major health issues, the Cuban leader has stuck around continuing, just by being alive, to be a thorn in the side of America as a whole. Now it appears that things might be even worse for that odd aspect of the American Dream as new reports suggest that Castro may have been struck down, and then risen to become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.
Appearing on Cuba television the former leader (he ceded to brother Raul a number of years ago), Castro appeared upbeat and even spry, confirming inside reports that the leader has recently had an uptick in his health.
“You don't say! Well, they haven't told me anything,” Castro said in response to rumours that he might be near death.
Outside sources have also confirmed that Castro is not only healthy, but actually getting better and stronger of late.
“He is more alive than ever and with more will to live than ever,” said friend Hugo Chavez during an interview on Friday. The pair has bonded in recent months following Chavez’s cancer diagnosis.
Rumours had suggested earlier that Castro had suffered a stroke, but the appearance has confirmed claims by the Cuban government that no such thing had happened, or even if it did, only led to a greater power.
“This is certainly not going to make a lot of people happy. Every time a rumour about Castro dying appears on the radar people in the U.S. get really excited, and unfortunately for them it ends up going nowhere. Now it appears that disappointment is just something they are going to have to deal with,” said Scrape TV Political analyst Gabriel Kinsey. “I mean we don’t have any details of what exactly has happened with Castro, what type of new powers he had been imbued with or anything, but that is par for the course with Cuba. They are always very secretive, and likely will be even more so with superpowers.”
It’s not believed likely that Castro will have superhuman strength, but more likely that he will have continued influence for many years to come, long after the time his physical body dies.
“That is the biggest concern to most Americans, both ordinary people and politicians. That Castro will never fully go away. Most people assumed that would just by symbolic, but now it appears that it might be physical, that he literally will never go away now,” continued Kinsey. “That’s a nightmare for the United States, the worst thing that could happen really. Now he will be able to influence Cuban actions for a long time to come and possibly, likely, that will result in a great deal of trouble for the might United States and their long term ambitions, especially when those plans involve crushing the Cuban alliance once and for all.”
It’s not clear if Castro will eventually be replaced somewhere down the line. Raul will likely be erased from the history books and replaced by a new leader.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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