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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > GADDAFI’S SON RETURNS FROM THE DEAD IN LIBYA, AGAIN
GADDAFI’S SON RETURNS FROM THE DEAD IN LIBYA, AGAIN
August 12 2011
Tripoli, Libya – The war in Libya was supposed to be a walk in the park, it was supposed to be a quick in and out battle to protect civilians and, if possible, help rebel groups unseat the Gaddafi regime. Months later, billions of dollars spent, and countless lives lost things haven’t gone exactly as smoothly as people would have liked.
Now it appears we have an answer as to why it has taken so long to make things happen in Libya after Muammar Gaddafi’s son appears to have risen from the dead for the second time this year. Reported dead in a NATO airstrike, Khamis Gaddafi, head of the feared 32nd Brigade, appeared on television on Wednesday shocking just about everyone and leading to speculation that the Gaddafi regime may be either indestructible or has somehow struck up a deal with some magical creature.
In March the younger Gaddafi was also reported dead only to appear on state television days later. Now with the second such resurrection NATO forces are apparently deeply concerned that the war may never end the way they hope because, simply put, it may not be possible to kill members of the Gaddafi family, something which will make it very tough for them to claim victory.
“It’s very unsettling to be sure. We were sure he was dead this time. We assumed 
that the first time was just a fluke, bad data and the like but after this, well, we have to reassess our strategy. We have never had to fight someone incapable of being killed before,” said a NATO insider. “We haven’t confirmed that of course but our data is not wrong very often, and twice is totally unheard of. We really don’t believe our data is flawed, we believe he simply cannot be killed.”
Because bombs don’t seem to be working, NATO has apparently started drawing up a strategy to capture the Gaddafi family and encase them in concrete for all eternity.
“Whether he cannot be killed or is simply dying and then returning it doesn’t really matter. Ultimately the result is the same. Such a thing would be totally unnatural and so he must be in some kind of communion with otherworldly forces, probably evil, and that is the bigger threat,” said the insider. “Even if we can deal with the Gaddafi’s themselves we will still have to deal with this larger power which is capable of things we can dream of and that is something for which we are unprepared. We don’t have the type of bombs that could kill a God, at least not that I know of.”
It’s not clear if any bombs would be able to kill a God or a demon or whatever force is enabling the Gaddafi regime.
“It’s also possible that they have been given extra strength or other such powers and that is something we are going to have to deal with. That is a big concern but we feel we can deal with that at least. It’s whatever is giving them this ability that is really of concern,” continued the insider. “This is really not what we bargained for. We did not expect that we would be facing supernatural elements. We though he was just a thug, a bad dude that we could do away with. Obviously we were wrong but now we are knee deep in the fight and there is no backing away anymore.”
There has been some speculation that the Khamis Gaddafi shown on TV is a double, but NATO officials are sceptical.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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