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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > EUROPE LIKELY NUKED OR LEAKING OR SOMETHING WITH ALL THE RADIATION

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EUROPE LIKELY NUKED OR LEAKING OR SOMETHING WITH ALL THE RADIATION

November 12 2011

Vienna, Austria – The International Atomic Energy Agency has recorded higher than normal levels of radiation throughout a number of countries in Europe, most notably in the Czech Republic. While radiation is normally high in Eastern Europe, much higher than in the rest of the continent, the recent spike has the agency concerned about the long term effects of failure of Japanese plants earlier this years, hopefully.radiation symbol

Thus far, the radiation has not reached a level that would be toxic to animal life, including humans, but officials have warned that if the levels continue to increase such a danger could be a reality. Officially the rise has not been linked to the nuclear disaster in Japan but officials are hopeful that is the cause otherwise something else may be going on, and that wouldn’t be a good thing.

“Very low levels of iodine-131 have been measured in the atmosphere,” said one official under the condition of anonymity.

Czech officials have stated that there is no evidence that the leak has come from one of the local nuclear plants, as one would expect.chernobyl baby

The radiation will likely fade out over the course of the next week, provided of course something isn’t leaking into the environment and causing the problem, or that no one has been nuked recently.

The Czech Republic is one of the most reliant on nuclear power plants in all of Europe, making the appearance of the radiation just a little suspicious.

“In Czech Republic we have good buildings and no radiation. Czech Republic is good. There is no leak in Czech Republic and there will not ever be leak in Czech Republic,” said an insider with the Czech Republic. “These are lies and the Czech Republic will not tolerate such lies. These people who spread these lies must be told to end their speaking and not to say more bad things about Czech Republic. These things do not help and are very bad things to say. They must stop.”

Japanese officials had no comment on or off the record.fallout baby

“Hopefully it is just some leftover radiation from that leak. It was bound to happen, there is going to be after effects from that incident for a long time to come and we will be experiencing it all over the world. It was a big deal, really, and I’m sure this is just the first of these types of incidents going forward,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “Hopefully that’s all it is. If there has been some other kind of leak or explosion that we just haven’t heard about yet that would be very bad. No one wants that not even in the Czech Republic. Any further incidents like that will cause a lot more problems. Nuclear material in the air is rarely a good thing for anyone.”

Czech officials reportedly rounded up IAEA officials and kept them locked in a room for 12 hours, which is fairly standard in the country.

Emil Uliya, International Correspondent

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