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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > HUNDREDS OF NORTH KOREAN EXPERTS WORKING ON IRANIAN NUKES BRINGS SWEET RELIEF TO THE WEST
HUNDREDS OF NORTH KOREAN EXPERTS WORKING ON IRANIAN NUKES BRINGS SWEET RELIEF TO THE WEST
November 16 2011
Seoul, South Korea – By this stage there is little doubt that Iran is working hard to develop nuclear weapons. Despite their claims that the nuke program in the country has only been peaceful in nature, logic and pretty clear evidence have proven 
otherwise. That is becoming an ever growing issue for many as both the United States and Israel ratchet up the tensions in an effort to prevent the country from acquiring the dreaded weaponry.
Now new sources have confirmed what many had believed for a number of years, that Iran is likely much further along in their program because of outside participation. While some countries, namely China and Russia, have openly supported the nuclear program, other have been working behind the scenes and now confirmation that indeed hundreds of experts from North Korea are working on the project have given opponents quite a bit of relief.
“We believe that North Korean experts have been actively a part of the Iranian nuclear program which will give them just enough knowledge to know what they can’t do, so this is very much a relief. We were concerned that perhaps experts from China or Russia were involved, but it is in fact North Korea,” said an insider with access to
recent reports from the IAEA. “Despite what many people might believe North Korea is not really a nuclear state. They have some degree of development towards a bomb but don’t actually have one, and their missile technology is a little lacking. With this kind of help we have a lot of breathing room.”
Most of North Korea’s long range missiles have ended up in the Sea of Japan or just vanished entirely. Information on their nuclear program has been sketchy at best.
The experts are apparently being well fed while working in Iran.
“This is certainly a relief to many people, except I guess for Israel which really doesn’t have the type of impetus for war anymore. Working with North Korea may well set back the Iranian program by years and so we likely have little to worry about right
now,” said Scrape TV International analyst Gustav Hander. “Maybe in like three or four years we might have to consider talking about attacking them but for now we will be able to use less aggressive methods, perhaps even just wait things out. It almost doesn’t matter now.”
It’s not clear if the allocation of workers to Iran means that North Korea’s weapons are complete, or if they have just given up.
“Arguably, Iran is in a better position to actually build the weapons because they have more money. Not much more perhaps, but more. The experts will likely have full stomachs and that will help avoid napping and silly mistakes which is a good thing when it comes to developing nukes,” continued Hander. “But still, I mean you can’t teach a giraffe to go fetch or roll over and play dead no matter how much food you give it. Just isn’t going to happen.”
Giraffes were reportedly just one many items requested by Kim Jong-Il in exchange for the nuclear help.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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