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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > INTERPOL SAYS ROGUE BREAST IMPLANT SURGEON MAY BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS
INTERPOL SAYS ROGUE BREAST IMPLANT SURGEON MAY BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS
December 27 2011
Paris, France – The hunt is on for breast, or at least one man who has made his living off breasts. Costa Rica has brought Interpol into the fold to try and track down Jean –Claude Mas who in 1991 started a breast implant firm which, it appears, was not quite on the up-and-up.
The firm manufactured the now controversial PIP implants which have been pulled off the market, and prompted an urging by the French government for patients to have them replaced. Mas apparently continued to use the implants long after the health risk were known, which has prompted the arrest warrant for the breast man.
Mas, 72, has been on the run since the firm was closed in 2010 but is believed to be somewhere in France, presumably obsessing about breasts and possibly conducting back alley implants with the illegal implants. It’s not clear why exactly Mas was so dedicated to that particular brand of implants, though his obsession with large breasts is well understood by Interpol.
“We have issued a global warning for Jean –Claude Mas. Please, if you see this man contact Interpol or your local authorities immediately. Do not, under any circumstance, allow this man to conduct a breast implant on you or any of your loves ones,” said a spokesperson for Interpol. “We believe that Mas is armed with thousands of these illegal implants and that makes him a very dangerous individual. Please do not approach him if you encounter. Allow trained police to deal with him for your own personal safety.”
PIP, once the third largest implant producer in the world, was closed a number of years ago because of the low quality of their implants. Some people, Mas included, appeared to just like what they liked and had no desire to change despite the health risks.
The principle health risk is leakage, which is also a little unsightly.
“He was not from a medical background. He was not a medical engineer. He was a butcher, selling ham and sausage, before he started this line of work, which ... doesn't mean you are qualified to manufacture breast implants,” said French plastic surgeon Patrick Baraf.
Baraf has also seen himself as very much a connoisseur of quality breast implants, saying to anyone who will listen that he really, really likes breasts.
“This man is a danger to all good people who love breasts, and everyone loves breasts, which makes him a danger to everyone. We have good information that he is continuing with his breast surgeries all across the world despite the arrest warrant and we want him stopped,” said an official for the Costa Rican government, which has been battling bad breast bulges for years. “This man is dangerous and he must be stopped before he can do anymore damage to anymore people. We cannot have a rogue breast person running around conducting surgeries with these implants, the damage he is causing is incalculable.”
Most women who have the implants have complained that aside from the leaking, the implants are a little too solid. Their partners have had few complaints.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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