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IRAN TO FIRE ALL THE MISSILES IN THE WORLD ON ISRAEL IF ATTACKED
November 28 2011
Tehran, Iran – There is little doubt in anyone’s mind that Iran has every intention of moving forward with their nuclear program regardless of what the rest of the world. Aside from simply getting off being the global antagonist, Iran has pushed thing way too far to ever be able to pull back now. The stakes have just gotten too high.
Not that Iran is seriously considering any option that would see them pulling back. In fact on Saturday the country pushed the rhetoric to a new level with threat being placed against neighbouring allies rather than the just the typical targets. Whether Iran will back up those threats, whether they are even capable of doing such a thing, is a different story entirely but it seems, superficially anyway, that they are going to be left with no option but to at least try and attack a whole lot of people.
To that end, the Iranian Defence Minister has upped the ante once again by declaring that the nation will launch 150,000 missiles against Israel if it is attacked. While such a vast number would seem to be a bit of overkill, it does underline the hardline stance the nation has taken to defend itself against aggressors. And now, just days after that comment, insiders indicate that Iran is ready to use every single missile and bullet ever made by human hands to defend their nation against attack.
“This is not a negotiating situation, this is not something from which we will back down. This is very serious and no one must underestimate that. We have access to a vast wealth of weapons and people and we will use everything at our disposal to defend ourselves,” said one insider. “We will turn the aggressors weapons upon themselves. We will redirect the missiles they launch against us and have them strike their own nations. This we gurantee.”
Iran had reportedly been working on some kind of missile redirection system which would allow them to take control of enemy weapons and vehicles but few expected it would work.
It’s not clear if the technology will be able to interact peacefully with Jewish or Christian weapons systems.
“We have at our disposal weapons people can barely imagine and we will unleash them if the Zionist powers decided to attack. They will know the fury of the Iranian people as their own weapons rain down upon them, destroying their homes and their lives and at that time they will know that they should have left the great nation of Iran alone,” continued the insider. “There will be no respite. All the great weapons of the Western World will be unleashed upon Israel and America and they will be helpless before that assault, Allah willing. They will have made a grave mistake attacking our nation and they will pay for it in blood.”
According to the reports North Korean scientists had been helping to develop the new tech, ain exchange for lunch.
It’s not clear exactly how many missiles exist in the world, but it’s a lot.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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