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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > YET ANOTHER SOCIALIST LATIN LEADER DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER
YET ANOTHER SOCIALIST LATIN LEADER DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER
October 30 2011
Sao Paulo, Brazil – Only weeks after Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez declared himself free of cancer, yet another prominent South American politician has been diagnosed with the dread disease. Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, better known as ‘Lula’, is being treated for throat cancer at Sao Paulo hospital.
Lula, an immensely popular socialist politician and former President, is just the latest in a line of politicians in that country to be diagnosed with some form of cancer. In March his former vice-president Jose Alencar succumbed to abdominal cancer. The current President, Dilma Rouseff was treated for lymphatic cancer in 2009, though is currently healthy.
All those politicians were left-wing, nearly socialist in their politics, adding to the suspicion that capitalist forces may be trying to rid themselves of potential problems by infecting them with various forms of cancer.
Lula will begin chemotherapy therapy on Monday with hopes of ridding himself of continued capitalist aggression, and the cancer.
“It’s a strange thing to see this many cases appear in such a small and specific group but it does happen completely independent of interference from outside sources. That doesn’t mean there aren’t outside influences, but it doesn’t mean there are either,” 
said Scrape TV Medical analyst Dr. Phillip Waites. “It’s really just a numbers game. A certain number of people are going to get cancer and inevitably in some areas those people are going to bunch up in geographical regions and even in professions. There has been no evidence yet that cancer can be surreptitiously added to a person very easily.”
Lula did smoke for 50 years which may have contributed to his throat cancer, but also may have provided a perfect excuse to disguise and assassination attempt.
Chavez has apparently reached out to Lula to share his own cancer fighting experience as well as his suspicions about who may have caused the problem.
“Frankly, at his age and with the type of cancer we are talking about the possibilities of recovery are likely not great. He is apparently in good health otherwise, which is important, but I would imagine that if this is a deliberate attempt the people behind it will only have gotten better and creating their cancer weapon,” continued Waites. “I would imagine that if such a thing has been created with would involve some type of injection or series of injections so all the leaders need to do is uncover situations where they have been injected by needles outside of a medical setting which should be easy to uncover as it doesn’t happen very often, even amongst socialists.”
Some have speculated to that the capitalists may have developed some type of cancer ray gun which would account for the large number of cases.
Thus far, only socialists in South America have been affected by the cancer attacks. Socialist leaders in other countries have remained relatively healthy.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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