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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > WORLD JOINS IN CELEBRATION FOR THE LAST NEW YEAR HUMANITY WILL EVER SEE
WORLD JOINS IN CELEBRATION FOR THE LAST NEW YEAR HUMANITY WILL EVER SEE
January 1 2012
Tafuna, AS – 2012 has finally arrived, amidst global economic strife, civil uprisings, new dictators, and wars ready to erupt all over in this, the final year of humanity and likely the Planet Earth. 
Around the world, billions joined in celebration, enjoying what will undoubtedly be the final New Year ever. According to Mayan predictions, the world will end just a week or so before what would have been the 2013 New Year celebration. While the details of the end of humanity are still being worked out, there is little doubt now that the end is nigh, and thankfully many realized that all too well, enjoying last night’s celebration like it was their last, which it most certainly was.
“It was a great night, a great celebration. The best party I’ve ever been to. I’m so glad it went over so well because we aren’t going to have another shot at this. It’s been good, and last night was just the capper to a great run for the species,” said Mike who invited everyone he knew for his final party, sharing a sentiment that was echoed across the globe.
The end of the world will come on December 21st or 22nd, likely with lakes of fire, earthquakes, volcanoes, and of course regular old chaos and panic.
It’s not clear if existence will also end, or if the end of times is merely isolated to life on Earth.
“I know I enjoyed myself, not much more than other years, but this morning there has been a kind of melancholy knowing that this will be the last New Year I, or anyone else, will wake up to. It’s a bit of rip off that we only get such a short run at life, and that we aren’t really dying for a good cause with people to remember our sacrifice, but there’s really little you can do about fate,” said Scrape TV Apocalypse analyst Seth Morris. “Pretty soon chaos will take over the world. Death, dying everywhere. Chaos in the streets, rape, murder, nuclear holocaust and a whole lot of pain and suffering before the final end does come. It’s certainly going to be an interesting year so at the very least, we will go out with a bang, just like so many of us did last night.”
Unlike previous years, pretty much the entire planet, regardless of previous lack of celebration of the New Year, threw parties last night, knowing it was really the last chance for a big blowout.
Multiple mass suicides were also reported all across the world, which is likely just a sampling of what’s to come throughout 2012.
“I’m sure that many people will ultimately decide to end things on their own, hoping to avoid the worst things to come this year. Frankly, I would bet that there will be a lot of suicides in the early part of the year with people just not wanting to potentially risk the hard times ahead for the rest of us who decide to stay alive for a little while longer,” continued Morris. “Personally, I’m going to see it out. Sure, I’ll probably be beaten to death by a roving gang, or lit on fire by some religious loony, but that’s all part of the game. Very few people will have the opportunity to see the end of times and I am very grateful to be one of those lucky few. The next party, I can assure you, will be a killer one.”
It’s not clear if the end of times will move through the time zones the same way the New Year does. If it does, American Samoa will likely be the last place to fall.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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