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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > AUSTRALIA TO PAY FOR PORN STAR BREAST ENHANCEMENTS
AUSTRALIA TO PAY FOR PORN STAR BREAST ENHANCEMENTS
February 4 2010
Canberra, Australia – When one thinks of Australia naturally the thoughts trend towards Kangaroos, endless outback, perpetual summers, crystal clear water, and white sand beaches. For decades Australia has been a magnet for tourists despite 
being more than a little off the beaten path. That is of course quite the turnaround for the former prison colony that for a long time had more than a rough reputation, not only for its landscape but also its rough and tumble populace.
One thing that most people do not think of when it comes to Australia is arch-conservatism, something that has become more and more prevalent in recent years. Bans on video games and harsh ratings for foreign films, whether a product of or the cause of that growing conservatism has overshadowed the previous open breeze that the country has nurtured for so long. Now though the country has gone a step further in that conservative bent, banning all pornography depicting women with small breasts. Ostensibly the measure is designed to eliminate the possibility of films
simulating child pornography, an apparently significant issue in the country. With thousands of women now potentially out of work due to the size of their chests, the government is reportedly considering a plan to pay for enhancements, something critics believe was the plan all along.
“Breasts came under the spotlight a year ago, as Senators Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett commenced a campaign against publicly available porn. Rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations, Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia,” reported The Register. “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size. It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late.”
Breast size has frequently been a matter for debate in the Australian Parliament, due in large part to the bikini culture that exists on so many beaches throughout the country, as well as Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s deep affection for large mammary glands.
“The size of women’s breast in adult movies has never really been an issue in any other country before this, at least not a federal government level. True there are plenty of people in the public who will debate the merits and appeal of small breasts versus large breasts but rarely has that become an issue for government debate, but this is Australia,” said Scrape TV International analyst Gustav Hander. “I personally like medium sized breasts but I would not force that on anyone. The government of Australia seems to think differently and are looking to not only enforce morality, but also taste. This is going to be a major issue for many women across the country who have been looking to get into porn. Suddenly the entry fee is much higher.”
It’s not clear if the law will affect amateur films or all women having sex in the country.
“I can certainly see how it would be appealing for the industry to increase breast size and for those companies that have had difficulty encouraging their performers to size up this might be a new source of motivation, especially if the government puts some money towards it,” continued Hander. “Then the country will likely be up to Rudd’s standards, meaning he won’t have to look at surfboards on the beaches anymore, at least ones not in the water. I expect too that tourism will see an uptick.”
It’s also believed that the legislation is a result of the growing bust sizes of women from neighbour and rival New Zealand in recent years.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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