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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > MAN WHO SHOT POPE FREE AND OFF TO DISNEYWORLD, AFTER A SMALL DETOUR
MAN WHO SHOT POPE FREE AND OFF TO DISNEYWORLD, AFTER A SMALL DETOUR
January 20 2010
Ankara, Turkey – The Pope is designated as God’s principal representative on Earth. Not only does he act as the mortal closest to the holy, he also oversees the piety of a billion Catholics around the world. His existence as the head of the Roman Catholic
Church speaks directly to the faith of those who follow all forms of Christianity with due diligence. Because of that, it’s pretty safe to say that he’s a pretty important guy.
Now the man who came closest to ending the life of God’s presence on Earth has finally been freed. It was May 13, 1981 when Mehmet Ali Agca opened fire on Pope John Paul II in St. Peter’s Square, critically wounding the pontiff and inspiring the creation of the now famous ‘Pope-Mobile’. Quickly caught and arrested, Ağca has finally been freed from prison after serving 29 years for the attempted assassination. Now once again out in the world, Ağca has proclaimed his lack of regrets over his actions, his determination that the world will end before the end of the year, and that he will be doing some travelling after making a short stop just across the Mediterranean.
“I proclaim the end of the world. All the world will be destroyed in this century. Every human being will die in this century,” said the 52-year old in a statement released to the press. He also signed the document as ‘the Christ eternal. Later he addressed reporters saying in part, “I will meet you in the next three days, n the name of God, almighty, I proclaim the end of the world in this century. All the world will be destroyed, every human being will die. I am not God, I am not son of God, I am Christ eternal.”
Ağca has in the past claimed that he was the messiah, something he apparently still believes despite his long years in prison. He also hinted that he would like to travel to Disneyworld before the end of the Earth and human life, but will be making a stop in Rome on his way. 
“Frankly the biggest issue with his release isn’t so much whether or not he continues to be a danger but whether or not he remains in danger himself. I’m sure there will be a lot of people gunning for him in the next little way. His talk about visiting Rome is a little odd though. Perhaps he wasn’t told that Pope John Paul is already dead,” said Scrape TV Religion analyst Bertram Gas. “I mean I suppose he could go after Benedict which is apparently fairly easy to do. The attack on him a few months ago seemed like a pretty easy opportunity and with someone who wants to do more than just lay a drop kick it could mean that the Christian world will end up with a new Pope relatively soon.”
Upon the death of Pope Benedict, the College of Cardinals will convene a Papal conclave in order to elect a new Pope.
“Aside from his continuing desire to kill the Pope, his doomsday prophecy, and the insistence that he is the messiah, it’s good to see that Ağca has benefited from his time in prison. Turkish prisons have traditionally been a tough place but here is a success story for the nation to finally tout,” continued Gas. “I hope he enjoys his time in Disneyland. It’s not very many people who become notorious and then get to go to Disneyland but that’s the new style of Turkish jurisprudence and that’s good for everyone. I’ve totally forgotten what I was talking about to be frank.”
Pope Benedict has apparently already forgiven Ağca for assassinating him.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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