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BOSNIAN MAN TARGETED BY ALIENS OSTRACIZED BY SOCIETY
July 29 2010
Belgrade, Bosnia and Herzegovina – At minimum there are two hundred billions stars in the Milky Way galaxy. At minimum there are two hundred billion galaxies in the Universe. We have found circumstantial evidence of life on Mars and other bodies 
in our own meagre solar system. With so many possibilities in the Heavens, there is great likelihood that life exists throughout and could even be plentiful. As yet we have not discovered evidence of such, but the vast possibilities ensure that the search will continue for a long time to come.
Of course some people, even a great deal of people, believe that aliens are already amongst us, perhaps not living as humans but certainly travelling to and from our planet and possibly even engaging in technology sharing sessions with various world governments. While such beliefs are likely total fabrications, the insistence by the followers display that regardless of reality, alien life has had a major impact on human culture. That is no more true than it is for a Bosnian man who believes he has become the target of alien life forms. Radivoje Lajic has had the remarkable experience of not one, not two, but six meteorite strikes against his home in the last three years, leading him to assume that he is under attack from aliens and causing his friends and family and even strangers to keep him as far away as possible.
“I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate,” said the fifty year old outside his home in Gornji Lajici. “I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens. They are playing games with me. I don't know why they are doing this. When it rains I can't sleep for worrying about another strike.”
Lajici has reinforced his home with steel girders but that is believed to be a weak defence against any motivated alien attackers.
“For many years people have predicted the alien apocalypse or some kind of profound
change with the coming of alien life but none of that has happened. It would seem to run in contradiction to the evidence that most people present of the proof of alien visitations. After all, why would an advanced alien species capable of travelling light years across space come here to mutilate cattle or make crop circle? It seems like odd behaviour,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “The hopes seem to not run in concert with each other yet in believers they are both held in equal value. That indicates either that our vision of alien behaviour is wrong, which it would likely be, or that the entire thing is made up to conform to pre-existing fantasies, which again seems likely.”
Scientists did recently find hundreds of earth-like planets orbiting distant stars but no aliens as yet.
“The reality is common people would run into aliens more frequently. In our constantly
monitored world with camera phones everywhere people would stumble onto aliens all the time, but that doesn’t happen. That said, this thing is very strange,” continued Poe. “From what I’ve heard people are staying away from this guy and that is probably a good idea. I think it’s unlikely that aliens would travel all this distance to pelt some guys house with rocks but having so many hit in such a short span is strange and indicates something unusual. It may not be aliens but you never know. Maybe whatever beings may be visiting us are just a bunch of jerks. No matter the reason I’m glad I’m not that guy.”
Lajici is reportedly comfortable with his unusual position, spending time alone in his fortress of a house, spending time on the internet and collecting superhero toys.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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