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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > WINSTON CHURCHILL’S SECRET ALIEN PARENTAGE REVEALED
WINSTON CHURCHILL’S SECRET ALIEN PARENTAGE REVEALED
August 6 2010
London, U.K. – The life of Winston Churchill was truly something out of a fairytale. He had great success early only and then suffered a steep demise, a fall into an abyss that few could dream of exiting. Finally war broke out and the country, and the world, 
turned to him to help and not only did he lead his country to success, he redeemed himself. His political life would end shortly after the war, but his reputation was secure and he has now become a revered figure. That type of fall and redemption is something rarely achieved in life, but Churchill lived it.
Of course there were reasons he was on the outs before the war and fell back again. His personal bravado and gruff attitude worked well for a war time leader but in times of peace when subtlety and understanding are required he found himself at odds with the world, almost an alien in a formerly familiar landscape. He was a man always at odds with the normal world. In times of chaos he thrived but when normalcy took over, he was lost in the ether. Now new revelations about the man may give insight into why that was and where he may have spent all those lost years. Newly unveiled documents indicate that Churchill may have been deeply involved with visitors from another planet.
“There was a general inability for either side to match a plausible account to these observations, and this caused a high degree of concern. Mr Churchill is reported to have made a declaration to the effect of the following: 'This event should be immediately classified since it would create mass panic among the general population and destroy one's belief in the Church',” wrote a scientist whose name was redacted. “There was an incident reported by two RAF fighters and when the details became clear, Churchill ordered the details sealed for fifty years. He told only a few people including his family members on his death bed.”
The high flying objects were reported in the Cumbria area. The pilots who reported the strange vessels were apparently never heard from again.
“There is this notion that accomplished and experienced people like Presidents and Prime Ministers are above these kinds of beliefs and hoodoo religions but this isn’t the first time we have heard this type of thing from a respected person. However this is the first time a respected person has attempted to cover up the incident which is very strange and suspicious,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “Churchill was always an oddball and his life was very strange and mysterious and now we may know why. There has been this theory that he didn’t actually exist, that he was simply a creation by the west to stave off the Communists and we may never know how much of that is true, but it is likely that whoever created him it wasn’t the western powers. Perhaps Martians don’t like the Commies either.”
Archival footage does prove that Churchill existed but his parentage has never been one hundred percent verifiable.
“I’m not saying that Churchill was from another planet. That would just be silly. I would imagine that he was born right here on Terra Firma but that doesn’t mean that his parents were the same as the rest of us, a human mother and father. We have no evidence to suggest they weren’t but this cover up is pretty damning evidence in that direction,” continued Poe. “It’s a theory anyway and without him around it’s going to be pretty hard to prove. Of course I’d imagine that for their kind death isn’t really death and it’s entirely possible that we will see him again. That will be the evidence we need I guess.”
Churchill’s descendents have undergone intense DNA testing and are one hundred percent human indicating that Churchill himself may not have actually had children.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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