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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > BRITISH WAR MACHINE RAMPS UP AS PROTESTS THREATEN TO SHUT DOWN FRANCE
BRITISH WAR MACHINE RAMPS UP AS PROTESTS THREATEN TO SHUT DOWN FRANCE
October 18 2010
London. U.K. – We are undoubtedly living in the most peaceful times in human history. Despite having waged the two largest wars in our history less than a hundred years ago, the times in which we are now living are as peaceful as we have ever been. 
True, conflicts do occur and endure, but there are no battle between major powers and even those smaller skirmishes pale in comparison to other conflicts in our history.
Even so, tensions remain and old grudges, as they often do, remain in hearts and minds of many people. While every nation has a collective feud with at least one other nation, there are few that have been as angry and as battled as the one between the United Kingdom and France. For a thousand years those two nations have been embroiled in intermittent tensions which has resulted in numerous engagements and even a few annexations. Things have been calm in recent years, and the nations have even fought together to fight a greater enemy, much of the friction remains with each side likely waiting for an opportunity to strike, something which may be coming for the U.K. Recent strikes across France have left 
many facilities weakened and many others on the verge of shutting down entirely, a reality that has prompted many in the British establishment to start fuelling their planes and recalling reserves in anticipation of a potential assault against their old Norman foe.
“It’s real we think, this time things have finally started to turn our way. The planes are moving, the ships are shipping and everything is coming into place. We have to be patient of course but the signs are definitely pointing in the right direction,” said a British military insider. “They are on the verge of losing the airport which we impinge their ability to bring in new goods which makes them a prime target. We reduce to railways to ash and then start on the military assets.”
Rail services, schools, and fuel depots across the country have started to shut down since the strikes began four days ago.
“This is our time, our time to finally gain revenge against them and time to finally begin expanding the empire again. I am particularly glad that we have the government
we have in place because the Liberals would have shut this down before it even started, but now we have the momentum and the advantage,” continued the insider. “This will be a fine comeuppance for the British people and exactly what we need to kick the economy into high gear, get things back into shape, and finally eliminate those sleaze bags forever. For more than a thousand years we have had to live with the ignominy of having lost to the French, but that will no longer be the case. God save the Queen, rule Britannia.”
It’s not immediately clear why the insider decided to reveal the secret government plan to the world.
“Conflicts like this are kind of funny in a way. These grudges go back so long that the 
people and the governments are totally indistinguishable from one another. The Britain
of today is nothing like it was when the French first invaded, and neither is France, yet they hold onto this old anger as though it had happened just yesterday,” said Scrape TV International Conflict analyst Mario Martinez. “That said, a good war could do wonders for the economy. The history of warfare has proven that strife and conflict is often great for productivity and gets things back on the right track. That hasn’t been the case recently where big countries have been picking on little countries, but for two evenly matched nations with deep political and economic ties to the rest of the world to go into battle, well that could turn things around right quick.”
The French, it is believed, would look down their nose at any attack from the north.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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