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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > BRITISH ANARCHISTS FINALLY BREAK THEIR WAY INTO THE RITZ HOTEL
BRITISH ANARCHISTS FINALLY BREAK THEIR WAY INTO THE RITZ HOTEL
March 27 2011
London, U.K. – Throughout our complicated history of living in civilizations, human beings have made many different attempts at organization. Some have been incredibly successful while others have quickly fallen away either in the face of civil unrest or 
simple issues of efficacy. Like we have done ourselves, government and organizational systems are undergoing constant evolution, forever working towards a model that will work for the majority of people and benefit the community as a whole.
The modern world would seem, at least on the surface, to possess some of the most stable systems of government created, yet instability in Africa, the Middle East, Asia and other areas have displayed quite clearly that not all groups are satisfied with our current status quo. Even in perhaps what is the most successful system ever put into place, the democratic-capitalist system in the United States, is undergoing an evolution, a change that is pushing that system into totally foreign areas. Some of that change is of course violent, but some is much more subtle, slowly adapting a evolving into a higher form. For some in the western world that slow change is not nearly enough and as evidenced by a series of anarchist riots in London, some want change now, including suites at the Ritz and tea from Fortnum & Mason.
“We will no longer tolerate the oppression of the people by the proletariat. This is a people rebellion, a rising up against those who would seek to control and manipulate the people, not just the people of Britain but the people of the entire world,” said one protestor. “We will smash the windows of these shops, we will destroy their infrastructure and occupy their buildings until they heed their control of the people and do what is right for the people. This is human rebellion and we will not rest until all people are free from this oppression.”
Many of the protestors found their way into the upper suites of the Ritz as well as high end shops in the Oxford Circus area of the city.
“We can no longer allow these creatures, these creeping and crawling monsters to dominate the lives of the ordinary man and woman. This is a time for freedom from the oppressors and a time for the people to stand up and take what’s ours. We will not stand for these actions any longer,” said another protestor who expressed disappointment with not being able to access Topshop, one of the elite clothing stores in the area. “They take food from our mouths, they take clothes from our backs, and they need to know that we will no longer tolerate this action, not now, not ever. This is a time of true rebellion and a time for the people to stand and be counted. The elitists who run this world must be put on notice now and forever.”
H&M and Nike Town were both unaffected by the rioting, this time.
“There will come a time, maybe, when governments will start to understand that they simply cannot oppress a massive group of people and get away with it. This rioting has stemmed from very serious concerns about wage equity and lack of posh clothing. This is story that has been repeated over and over again in different cultures, yet governments do not seem to have learned,” said Scrape TV Labour analyst Mika Borman. “The message may get through this time, though I would doubt it. The reality is that there simply isn’t enough room in the Ritz, there simply aren’t enough handbags. Someone has to be left out and inevitably they will feel oppressed as a result and they will then revolt. Luckily for these few people, they at least got some of what they were looking for, a night at the Ritz is nothing to spit on after all.”
Reports indicate that many of the anarchists went home with Burberry bags, happily.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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