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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > STUDY FINDS TRANSFORMERS STAR IS THE SAME THING AS COCAINE
STUDY FINDS TRANSFORMERS STAR IS THE SAME THING AS COCAINE
October 4 2011
London, U.K. – Beauty, it is often said, is in the eye of the beholder. While that may be true in some cases there is still a demonstrable standard for beauty that nearly every will agree upon, and now that standard has been scientifically proven.
An in depth study of Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has shown that she is the ideal model for beauty, the thing that all men want to have and all women want to be. Well, not precisely. Specifically the study showed that Huntington-Whiteley has the same effect on the human brain as cocaine ingestion, explaining her the emotional impact on observers, even those who have not tried either cocaine or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley themselves.
“Both cocaine and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appear to trigger the same area of the brain, particularly in male subjects. This indicates that the pleasure centres of the brain are being stimulated and can be done so with just a brief glimpse of the model or a short sniff of cocaine,” said one researcher. “We do not believe the impact is the same with other forms of cocaine, such as crack, which tends to have a much more significant impact on the human brain.”
The study did show that the effects of cocaine and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on human behaviour are much different with the former making men bold and the latter rendering them inert.
Huntington-Whiteley recently starred in the newest ‘Transformers’ movie, a massive hit which coincided with a rise in cocaine use amongst teen males. It’s not clear if the two things are connected.
“The same effect was observed with other attractive women, but much more so with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. That may be because she is relatively new on the scene and new things tend to spark a different reaction than common things, or it could be that she is just extremely beautiful,” continued the researcher. “We saw similar things with Megan Fox when she first appeared onscreen but that effect has eroded in recent years as she has become more and more common. It isn’t clear if that will happen here with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley but we can’t imagine that it will.”
No one on the research team has actually met the model, but would very much like to.
“It’s pretty obvious even to a layman that a beautiful woman is going to have an effect on the pleasure centres of the brain, otherwise what would be the point. Equating this particular women to cocaine use, though, does seem a little strange and may push people towards drug use as she becomes more bland, more common. People will want that high again and will use drugs to get it is necessary,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “That is a little irresponsible and frankly it isn’t the drug people should be using. They should be using a downer so they don’t get as agitated by not being able to have her, which they aren’t going to do, and that will allow them to appreciate their much plainer wives and girlfriends a lot more. That is the best thing for relationships across the world, not Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.”
Huntington-Whiteley had no comment on the study.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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