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NEWS >POLITICS > HAWAII MISPLACES OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE BUT WILL GET AROUND TO FINDING IT
HAWAII MISPLACES OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE BUT WILL GET AROUND TO FINDING IT
January 19 2011
Honolulu, HI – With every politician inevitably there comes controversy. It is inevitable and a long and storied tale; the leadership is always burdened with greater scrutiny. The skeletons in the closets of politicians are often no less damaging than 
those in the closets of ordinary people, but being in the spotlight inevitably the glare brings much more attention to those sins, indiscretions, and things that would rather remain hidden away. Sometimes though those controversies exist solely because of the politician’s status, issues contrived to exploit political discord.
There is perhaps no better example of such a controversy than the ongoing drama over where Barack Obama was born. Though multiple investigations have confirmed that Obama was indeed born in Hawaii the controversy over his place of birth has persisted, at least in small corners of the political realm. Because of the cultish nature of the ‘birther’ movement, and because of all the other more prominent problems at play in the country, the notion that the President is actually serving illegally has been largely diminished in the public realm. However a new revelation by the Governor of Hawaii may once again ignite the controversy for ordinary Americans after he revealed that an extensive search of the states’ records have indeed not produced the documentation necessary to show that the President was born in the U.S. after all.
“I got a letter from someone the other day who was genuinely concerned about it; it is not all just political agenda. They were talking on Olelo last night about this; it has a political implication for 2012 that we simply cannot have,” Governor Neil Abercrombie told the Honolulu Star Advisor. It was actually written I am told, this is what our investigation is showing, it actually exists in the archives, written down. What I can do, and all I have ever said, is that I am going to see to it as governor that I can verify to anyone who is honest about it that this is the case. If there is a political agenda then there is nothing I can do about that, nor can the president.”
However, the Governor also stated that despite an extensive search, the much touted long form birth certificate was nowhere to be found.
“It is very concerning that amongst the records this document seems to be absent. One would not think that a government of an American state would play so loose and free with the documents that prove their citizen’s birth, but if it isn’t there, it isn’t there,” said Scrape TV Political analyst Gabriel Kinsey. “This either speaks to the inefficiency of the Hawaii government, at least in the past, or that perhaps after all of this the birthers may in fact have been right all along. Of course not being able to prove that he was born in Hawaii is not the same as proving he was born someplace else, but when it comes to political rhetoric that may not matter.”
Obama’s short form birth certificate has been confirmed as genuine. 
“This may or may not have implications come 2012. If it is proven definitively that
Obama was not born in the U.S. then it will be a major issue, but there would have to be more evidence for most Republican candidates to jump on board that argument,” continued Kinsey. “That said one has to wonder where in fact Obama was born. I mean who would have the power to falsify documents like this? I mean the CIA or the FBI could very well have done that, but it could also have been a foreign entity. Not a foreign government perhaps, but a foreign entity. You know what I’m saying. Of course if that is the case, it may not matter who the people of the country vote for. Odds are they are all under the control of these foreign beings.”
There have been no reports of strange lights in or around any of Obama’s many residences.
Edward Bastil, Political Correspondent
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