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NEWS >POLITICS > HILLARY CLINTON DEFINITELY NOT TRANSFORMING HERSELF INTO SUPER VILLAIN
HILLARY CLINTON DEFINITELY NOT TRANSFORMING HERSELF INTO SUPER VILLAIN
February 4 2012
Washington, D.C. – Few will debate that Hillary Clinton has had a pretty remarkable life so far. Ups, downs, and sideways moves, Clinton has made herself into one of the most important voices in the U.S. and arguably one of the most important female voices in U.S. history. In many ways her accomplishments still pale in comparison to male counterparts, but still she has done some incredible things.
At 64-years old one could understand if, after that life, she decided to really take a step back from the world she has lived in for so many years, something she has said on numerous occasions she is determined to do, but few people expect that will be the case.
While much of the chatter has revolved around her becoming a Vice-Presidential candidate this year, and possibly a fresh run at the big job in 2016, the truth is something Clinton is keeping close to the vest for now. And now we may know why she has been so reticent to discuss her future after evidence started to swirl that Clinton may in fact be looking to transform herself into a super villain, the type only James Bond would be capable of eradicating should he not get trapped in one of her elaborate schemes.
“Sure Hil is a fan of the James Bond movies, though she hasn’t seen one in a few years. She likes Sean Connery of course, like all Bond fans do. She is not, however, interested in putting herself into that type of situation. It has not ever crossed her mind actually,” said a Clinton insider. “She has kept her future plans very quiet because she prefers to do that, not because she is planning some grand scheme to take over the world or anything. That is just a ridiculous notion, silly by silly standards really.”
A recent expose by the Daily Mail sparked the speculation that Clinton could be somehow morphing into a Bond-style villain, likely styled on Blofeld.
Thus far, she has not been seen carrying a cat around, though she does like them.
“Look, she is not going to retreat to some underwater base and work on a giant laser to destroy the moon if the world doesn’t pay her billions of dollars. There are many things she will do, but I can pretty much guarantee that will not be one of them. She wants to relax and stay out of the limelight, not put herself even further into it,” continued the insider. “I can tell you absolutely that she has no designs on destroying the moon and her underwater base is simply for recreational use. She barely even visits it and that probably won’t change when she retires.”
It’s not clear if the world will have a viable response should Clinton seek global domination or massive wealth.
“Hil has been very disappointed in the past and she has always come back. She has enjoyed being Secretary of State and she is not bitter about having lost out on the Presidency, not one bit, not even a little tiny bit. She is fine with it, completely and totally fine,” continued the insider. “Such a thing could embitter a lesser person and make them far more aggressive against the world but that is not Hillary Clinton. She forgives the world for what it has done to her and holds absolutely no grudge against it. Not one little bit, trust me.”
Clinton reportedly injured her right eye while showering early last week, but it appears to be fine now.
Edward Bastil, Political Correspondent
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