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NEWS >POLITICS > PROSTITUTES AND PIMPS ACROSS THE NATION RALLY SUPPORT FOR RON PAUL
PROSTITUTES AND PIMPS ACROSS THE NATION RALLY SUPPORT FOR RON PAUL
January 7 2012
Mound House, NV – Generally, politicians will take support and votes from just about anywhere. All have a base of support, undoubtedly, tied to their political edict and to the party to which they are affiliated, but in the end, any votes will do. Votes of any kind all count as the same thing.
In the heated and very acrimonious election that is forming for 2012 that is even more true than ever. While all elections are strongly contested, rarely has one come along that had such vitriol, such aggression. The sharks smell blood in the water and they are coming hard and fast, and that will undoubtedly make for an exciting and possibly spectacular election.
Already those sparks have started to fly. Not against Obama mind you but within the Republican Party as the various candidates try to get over on one another and give themselves as chance at the big job. Already some have flown high and fallen hard, something which will continue in the days and weeks ahead, but some are in it for the long haul, Ron Paul is in it for the long haul, especially with the wide spectrum of support he is enjoying which now includes whores and pimps across the nation. 
“He knows what women’s wants and what women’s needs are and when it comes to a man that’s going to be in the office, you want a man that knows his way around a woman,” said prostitute Ara Rose, a worker at Nevada’s legendary Moonlight Bunny Ranch, which has been the epicentre of the support for Paul amongst whores.
Clients at the brothel receive special discounts and other benefits when they show their support for Paul, something which has started to take off across the nation.
Paul has not officially acknowledged the support like he did with Kelly Clarkson a few weeks back. It’s not clear which would be more beneficial to his campaign.
“It’s an unlikely area for support but right now you really take what you can get. It’s a little strange for prostitutes to support a Republican candidate but Paul isn’t an ordinary Republican. That has allowed him to bring in a much wider kind of support. Not bigger necessarily, but wider, more diverse, obviously,” said Scrape TV Political analyst Gabriel Kinsey. “I don’t think anyone was courting the hooker vote which, frankly, now seems to be a mistake. I mean there are a lot of hookers and pimps across the country and they have a big influence on a lot of powerful people, assuming they don’t tell them to shut their whore mouths. It could be something that helps turn the tide for Paul.”
Oddly, the support comes as a result of animal affection, not that kind, after President Obama lifted a ban on horsemeat.
“Look, prostitutes and politicians are peanut butter and jelly, they’ve always been smashed together. I don’t know if Paul has been out there actively soliciting those votes but he may not have to. Prostitutes get to vote just like regular people, they count as one just like everyone else,” continued Kinsey. “I mean the ballots might carry disease but they use machines to count votes for the most part now, and at least in Nevada they realize where those ballots have been and take precautions I’m sure.”
Rick Santorum, or at least an uncanny doppelganger, has been at the Bunny Ranch in the last few weeks trying to solicit support, efforts that were obviously underwhelming.
Edward Bastil, Political Correspondent
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