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NEWS >POLITICS > RICK PERRY PROMISES NEW TROOPS IN IRAQ TO COMBAT IRANIAN WARP SPEED TECHNOLOGY
RICK PERRY PROMISES NEW TROOPS IN IRAQ TO COMBAT IRANIAN WARP SPEED TECHNOLOGY
January 8 2012
Washington, D.C. – If there has been any pattern, any overarching identity of the fight for the Republican nomination for President it has been its complete and utter lack of identity. Whether it’s front-runners rising and falling or the near hate that has evolved between certain competitors, this run for the nomination has been unlike anything that has been seen in the past, and it’s not even close to being over yet.
Already the field has shrunk, and after New Hampshire and South Carolina, it will likely shrink even further, reducing the rhetoric and more clearly separating the contenders from the pretenders, the latter group which will likely include Texas Governor Rick Perry. For now, though, Perry is still very much the race and already trying to show America what the country would be like if he was President.
In yet another Republican debate last night, Perry made it clear where he stood on one issue that was important for a lot of years, Iraq, saying that as President he would send troops back into the country, especially now that their neighbour Iran has developed faster-than-light travel, making them a much more potent threat in the region.
“I think we start talking with the Iraqi individuals there. The idea that we allow the Iranians to come back into Iraq and take over that country, with all of the treasure, both in blood and money, that we have spent in Iraq, because this president wants to
kowtow to his liberal, leftist base and move out those men and women. He could have renegotiated that timeframe,” said Perry. “I think it is a huge error for us. We’re going to see Iran, in my opinion, move back in at literally the speed of light. They’re going to move back in, and all of the work that we’ve done, every young man that has lost his life in that country will have been for nothing because we’ve got a president that does not understand what’s going on in that region.”
Iraq and Iran did fight a bloody war in the eighties, well before the light speed barrier was broken.
That barrier, once thought impossible to break, was passed last year by scientists at CERN in Switzerland, who have presumably been sharing their technology with Iran.
“It’s really quite amazing that this news has not been bigger. I mean I doubt that Rick Perry has some kind of special inside knowledge of Iran, unless of course he is working with Iran, or possibly CERN, and so that means that this information is out there, and it’s very, very scary,” said Scrape TV International analyst Gustav Hander. “With faster-than-light technology it almost doesn’t matter if they have nukes. That would be a far more disruptive and destructive technology that would, really, put everyone at the feet of the Iranian government.”
It’s not clear if the Iranians have modified the technology to transport more than subatomic particles, which wouldn’t be very destructive.
“I would say that if indeed Iran has done this, acquired this technology, sending in new troops into Iraq is almost irrelevant. Now Iran can travel anywhere, almost instantly, and move troops and materials all over the world without interference. This is a very disturbing notion, if true,” continued Hander. “Of course we do have to consider the source. I doubt very much that Perry is working with Iran, though that would make him a poor choice for President, but I do know for a fact that he can find Switzerland on a map. If you can find a place on a map, you can travel there, and if you can travel there, you can work there. It’s not hard evidence to be sure, but...Well let’s just hope he’s wrong.”
Literally seconds after the debate ended, Perry was reportedly seen at his hotel.
Edward Bastil, Political Correspondent
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