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NEWS >POLITICS > RICK SANTORUM’S PLAN TO GET OBAMA RE-ELECTED BY BEING CRAZY WORKING PERFECTLY
RICK SANTORUM’S PLAN TO GET OBAMA RE-ELECTED BY BEING CRAZY WORKING PERFECTLY
January 29 2012
Tampa, FL – This election will either be looked upon by historians as one of the most engaging and spectacular in American history or one of the dullest. This election, and all the players who have been a part of the story, will either be remembered or forgotten. This election is, at its core, either going to end up being an exciting one or completely forgettable, and all that will depend on the end result.
The biggest storyline isn’t what it should be. The real story of any Presidential election is who ends up being President, or at least it should be, but this time around it is more than that. It is a battle for Conservative America, a battle for what very well could be the future of the American state, and at this stage it appears that it is going in one very different direction.
With massive fractures throughout the Republican Party, the natural leading Party of America, there is no clear vision for the future, no direct vision of what the Republican Party can be and needs to be. That muddiness could end up clouding the waters for a very long time and result in Democrat domination of the government, and likely will if Rick Santorum has his way, doing the best he can to divide his Party and give Obama his best chance at electoral victory, which may have been his plan all along.
If it were not for Santorum being in the race it would already be over. Mitt Romney would have Iowa and New Hampshire and dominant grip on the delegate count, but that is not the case now. Santorum’s continued involvement in the race has prolonged the Republican fight for the nomination, causing whoever ends up taking the nomination to be battered and bruised by the time the General Election comes around, making the Party ripe for domination by Santorum for the next go-around in 2016, exactly what he may have planned all along.
“Rick wants Obama to win. This is going exactly to plan. He wants to split the Republican Party by having weak candidates in the field, let Obama win, and then he will be able to bring together the Conservative movement around him. Kind of like Jesus bringing divided people together, or like Moses parting the Red Sea and bringing the Jews to safety,” said a Santorum insider. “Don’t think that this wasn’t the plan all along. Rick knows he’s a loon but he’s a loon like a fox and that means something. He knows that if he can divide he can conquer and that is what he is doing right now.”
Few experts expect Santorum to have any real chance at winning the Republican nomination and, given his often wild views of Conservatism, will likely end up not being on the ticket in any capacity.
It’s not clear if Santorum is making up this plan that he had from the beginning as he goes along, or if it’s just working out that way.
“Rick has wanted Obama to win all along. That is part of his plan. It’s like Christ returning to Earth. He needs Satan to rise up in order to gain his following. Only with Satan present will Christ be able to convince people. He doesn’t believe Obama is Satan by any stretch, but it’s like that,” continued the insider. “I mean Obama could be Satan and he could be Christ, he’s considered that as a possibility, but he is humble like any good Christian and any good saviour. If that is his due, he will pay.”
There is no evidence that Santorum is indeed the reincarnation of Christ, though it’s not clear what type of evidence would be required to prove that empirically.
Edward Bastil, Political Correspondent
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