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NEWS > SCIENCE > TO NO ONE’S SURPRISE ALIENS LAND IN RUSSIA
TO NO ONE’S SURPRISE ALIENS LAND IN RUSSIA
May 17 2010
Perm, Russia – Russia has always been a land of mystery and intrigue. From the days of the Tsars to the isolation of the Communist era, there has always been this curtain shielding the true Russia from the rest of the world. Though mystery exists in
many nations, because of her prominence in global politics and influence throughout the world, Russia has become a compelling mystery and remained that way for just about everyone outside her borders, something the people of the country no doubt relish and make little effort to elucidate.
Because of that mystery it perhaps doesn’t come as a surprise that Russia appears to be the country of choice for the first documented alien appearance on Earth, something that appears to have happened months ago but is only coming to light now. It is in this major city nestled amongst the mighty Ural Mountains that in January was the home to strange objects flittering through the air. Though such an event is hardly unique, this incident did something never before seen; it dropped off passengers. It was January 9, about 2:00 am local time when residents began noticing the strange lights which eventually shot multiple light beams towards the ground to allow their passengers to descend. Though the aliens have not yet made contact with the people of Perm it’s believed that they are simply biding their time, waiting for the right moment to come and make contact.
“I saw the lights and then this single strange object floating above the forest. I woke my daughter and we both watched it as these beams of light shot out from the bottom of the vessel which had to be them sending travellers to the Earth,” said a local woman. “I have been roaming around the forests looking for them but haven’t found anything yet. I know they are here and one day they will make themselves known. It’s just a matter of them being ready.”
Local residents have reported spotting abandoned fires throughout the area which were apparently quite different from normal fire pits.
“The search for alien life, the hope and the wish that they have already been here and constantly monitor us, has been a near obsession for decades. Alien sightings however have been around for centuries with some people even claiming to be able to see a space ship in the Mona Lisa. Regardless of whether or not they have been coming all this time, it is the obsession by humans that’s truly intriguing,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “Of course there is alien
life in the universe. We have no direct evidence of that but space is so massive and there are so many planetary bodies out there that to think that we are the only life, intelligent or otherwise, is really rather ridiculous. Whether or not they are visiting us is a different story though it is one that may be solved very shortly if the Russians have anything to say about it.”
It’s not clear yet if the Russian aliens intend to destroy humanity or merely enslave us.
“From a simple strategy standpoint it makes no sense to travel the vast distances between stars to simply drop somebody off to hang out in a forest in the middle of nowhere. This isn’t E.T., likely, it’s far more likely that this is a scouting unit that will mark the beginning of a war between our two species,” continued Poe. “They’ve likely studied our history and politics and know that Russia is the best place to hide while they prepare to mount an attack because everyone knows that the Russians are secretive and just a little bit crazy. Prepare for the end, for it is nigh.”
Russian officials, as expected, denied any knowledge of the alien invasion.
Anna Phillips, Science Correspondent
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