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NEWS > SCIENCE > ‘EVIL SPIRIT’ DINOSAUR MAY HAVE BEEN PREHISTORIC MINION OF HELL
‘EVIL SPIRIT’ DINOSAUR MAY HAVE BEEN PREHISTORIC MINION OF HELL
April 15 2011
Abiquiu, NM – For as long as human beings have co-habituated and created societies, we have had religion. Early belief systems, long lost to history now, were likely very rudimentary and existed largely to explain the basic functions of the natural 
world. Even up until the Greek and Roman traditions religion was used to understand how the world worked, albeit with the addition of more complex social and moral issues. That in turn has informed all religion since which has largely strayed away from explaining the natural world and moved towards explaining human nature.
For centuries it was assumed that human beings, easily the most sophisticated animals that the planet Earth has ever produced, are the only species that has ever created religion, that has ever had the self-awareness to even be interested in the whats and whys of existence. However, a fresh discovery in the deserts of New Mexico may change our understanding of the nature of religion, the nature of the world before humans evolved, and perhaps our understanding of the true nature of religion itself. The uncovering of a new member of the Tyrannosauridae family, a predecessor of the T-Rex, that may have actually been the dinosaur version of Satan, a demon lizard that created the greatest predator and nightmare creature of all time. The Daemonosaurus, or ‘evil spirit reptile with outstanding teeth’, may cast an entirely new light on dinosaur and human evolution, right from the very beginning.
“It would seem that Daemonosaurus represents a lineage that did not extend into the later Mesozoic. The huge front teeth of Daemonosaurus would have been useful for seizing and killing prey, much like it’s descendent T-Rex,” said a palaeontologist involved in the discovery. “This is the only example of this animal we have yet discovered though we do expect to find other members of the population in the region. This was a powerful animal and likely the missing link that led to the development of the T-Rex itself.”
Thus far however only one example has been found, something that concerns some experts.
“It is entirely possible that we have simply just touched the surface of this species, 
that
perhaps it had very small populations and did not travel far outside its normal territory and thus the fossils will be limited to a small area. However if this is the one example of this animal, the lone member of this species then we can safely assume that it was not of terrestrial origin but rather came from someplace else entirely,” said David Walker, professor of religion at the University of New Mexico. “That would make this animal, this thing, a type of angel and given the make-up of its body and the giant pointy teeth it’s unlikely that it was the harp playing type of angel. It’s very possible that this animal was the physical embodiment of Satan, or even worse the Anti-Christ which would give us a whole new understanding of the manner in which the dinosaurs perished.”
While named after an evil spirit there is no evidence yet that it is representative of the animal’s actions while alive.
“If this does indeed turn out to be a minion of Heaven or Hell then we will have gone a long way towards understanding the nature of religion itself. We will know that religion is not something mankind has created but rather something embedded deep within us, given to us by our collective greater power, something that was likely also given to the dinosaurs,” continued Walker. “That would essentially prove religion correct and one of the greatest threats to organized belief, the discovery of dinosaurs, would turn out to be its salvation. Of course it will also confirm the worst predictions about the future of our species, leaving us to history just like our reptilian brothers and sisters.”
No Triassic era bibles have ever been discovered, likely owing in part to the lack of fingers in most dinosaurs.
Anna Phillips, Science Correspondent
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