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NEWS > SPORTS > BRUTUS BEEFCAKE JUST LIKED GETTING OILY WITH HULK HOGAN NOT HAVING SEX WITH HIM
BRUTUS BEEFCAKE JUST LIKED GETTING OILY WITH HULK HOGAN NOT HAVING SEX WITH HIM
December 13 2011
Miami, FL – Professional wrestling is certainly not what it was in its heyday, either of them. On at least two distinct occasions professional wrestling, either as the WWF or WWE, was a dominant force in popular culture, creating icons for generations of kids and people who liked to watch grown men roll around with each other in tights.
Times have changed though. Pro Wrestling is still around and still draws hefty crowds, but everything is on a much smaller scale. TV revenues are down, ticket prices have plummeted and the public perception of the sport has eroded dramatically. Once a centrepiece, wrestling is little more than a sideshow and that is due in large part to the lack of stars.
At its popular heights the sport was driven by stars, men who made it cool to run around in tights and body oil and roll around in a ring with other men. Almost a modern gladiator sport, albeit with less lions and death, wrestling was a very big deal but no longer. Now many of those former stars, those who aren’t dead at young ages at least, have gone on to live their lives and learned that life outside the squared circle can sometimes be tougher than inside it.
Case-in-point is the ongoing drama between the biggest star the sport has ever seen, Hulk Hogan, and his former wife Linda. Despite a high profile divorce and hefty settlement, Linda has continued to shoot off her mouth about the Hulkster which has
pushed him to put a smackdown on her, a legal one at least. Following that lead, another former wrestler, Brutus ‘The Barber’ Beefcake has also started legal action against Linda after statements that he and Hulk had engaged in a romantic relationship. Beefcake, it seems, just liked to roll around with other men covered in oil, not have sex with them.
“I've known Linda for almost 40 years ... but when she starts trying to ruin our careers, it just ain’t fair. Hulk is a tremendous person ... a great man who deserves to be happy,” said Beefcake. He also went on to say that Hogan had wonderful muscles, kind eyes, and is a sweet and tender man, but that he has never had sex with him.
It’s not clear what Beefcake was wearing when he made the statement. He apparently spends much of his personal time covered in oil.
Other wrestling stars from that era, the handful still alive, have also said that they just like rolling covered in oil with other men in front of people but didn’t have sex with them, not ever, not ever ever, not even Jesse Ventura.
“It’s really a shame that people who have spent so much of their lives giving so much pleasure to other people have to deal with these kinds of things in their later years. I mean it is better than being dead of course, but still it has to suck. Suck, suck, suck. All they wanted to do was to give pleasure to others and now they have to deal with this drama,” said Scrape TV Sports analyst Mark Marvins. “Hopefully one day we can get to a stage where men are just allowed to roll around almost naked and covered in oil and not have to fend of accusations of doing inappropriate things. I mean it’s fine if they want to have sex, but these people worked together and that is just inappropriate. One day being in tights and oil will not be associated with rampant homosexual sex in workplace, one day but not today I guess.”
Fellow 80’s star Bret Hart has also adamantly denied having sex with Hogan despite no one even asking him. Issued a statement and everything.
Alexi Orton, Sports Correspondent
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