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NEWS > SPORTS > GOD ABANDONS TIM TEBOW IN BUFFALO, WHICH MAKES SENSE
GOD ABANDONS TIM TEBOW IN BUFFALO, WHICH MAKES SENSE
December 25 2011
Buffalo, NY – The Broncos held their destiny in their own hands. In what has become the unlikeliest of seasons, the Broncos, despite all odds and expectations, were primed and in a great spot to make it into the playoffs, if only they could pull off a win in Buffalo.
That did not happen. Instead of a miraculous fourth quarter comeback against the lowly Bills, the Broncos choked and were dealt a sinful 40-14 loss. That loss now pulls the Broncos out of the driver’s seat, waiting to see how division rivals Oakland play.
The loss, the second in a row for the Tim Tebow-led Broncos, has shaken the faith of many a follower who believed that the Lord was somehow powering the recent success. But after a loss to the sinning Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, the faith was shaken. Now that belief is on even less solid ground, though many are aware that God long ago abandoned the Greater Buffalo area and he simply cannot work in that particular area of the world.
“My confidence is just fine. I have to do a better job of not giving them opportunities. I tried to make something happen, and I tried to force it,” said Tebow after the loss. “Everything is still on the table. We have to go and execute and play a little better. Hopefully, we can get in the tournament.”
The team still holds a tiebreaker against the Raiders and will host Kansas City next week.
It’s not clear if the power of Satan, which infects the greater Buffalo area, will follow them back home to Denver and spoil their chances at winning the division.
Buffalo, meanwhile, continues to burn.
“It was probably the worst of all circumstances. I mean God sent them there, as part of the larger plan obviously, but very full people go into Buffalo and come out unscathed. It is a dark and unholy place that really does affect everyone who enters, similar to entering the Underworld. If nothing else, that at least had to shake Tebow a little bit,” said Scrape TV Sports analyst Mark Marvins. “Presumably God wanted to see what Tebow could do without Him, what he could do in place he has completely abandoned, and now it is clear that he really does need guidance from the Lord. I guess now it’s just a matter of whether or not He feels Tebow is still worthy of His attention.”
Tebow reportedly prayed many times while in Buffalo, but of course those words would not have reached the Lord.
“Eventually God does need to step away and allow us to live our lives. He has 
overseen Tebow for a long time, guided him the right direction, and has put many obstacles in his path and now, this time when he completely stepped away, Tebow failed. That may mean that the Lord will just leave him to his own devices, which of course means no playoffs,” continued Marvins. “That sucks for Broncos and their fans but eventually you do need to live on your own, without the Lord overseeing everything you do. The Bills have done it for years, kind of, and they can act as a kind of example for Tebow, at least of what not to do.”
Buffalo will be issued a temporary reprieve next week, playing at New England.
Alexi Orton, Sports Correspondent
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