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STEVE JOBS USING ANDROID PHONE TO DOWNLOAD PORN
April 22 2010
Cupertino, CA – Pardoning the pun, Apple is certainly on a roll. With the massive launch of the iPad the once derelict company now seems unstoppable. With almost pitch perfect brand recognition the company is in perhaps the most enviable position
of any company that has ever purchased a business licence; the ability to tell people what they want to buy. There are few companies that are able to leverage their brand to sell products and of those, arguably, few have been able to do it as effectively as Apple.
Launching and re-launching virtually the same product over and over again, Apple has made billions on its ‘i’ line, virtually guaranteeing the success of any future product released with that branding, which of course constitutes the bulk of the company’s current output. Part of that success has been the way the company has controlled not only their image, but also their product. Strict design regimes and proprietary technology throughout, the company has made incredibly stable platforms that adopters love and haters, well, hate. Regardless that
control has been a major part of the company’s success, something even Steve Jobs apparently find limiting at times. At issue is Apple’s total rejection of applications that would allow pornography on the iPhone and iPad, forcing many people to move to other platforms. Even Jobs himself has apparently done the same, using an Android phone to satisfy his more base desires.
“When you think of Steve Jobs you think of someone sort of above and beyond, a person in the clouds not bothered by the troubles of mortals. Sex is not something one generally thinks of when it comes to Stevie, but he is human like anyone else,” said an Apple insider. “Even here at Apple we see him in that way but he is a married man with four kids so it’s likely that he’s buried the on-eyed worm on occasion. I have it on good authority that while he publicly supports the porn-free iPod personally he doesn’t do the same thing. I guess business and pleasure have to remain separate some times.”
The Android operating system, developed by Google, is available on a number of phones and its own exclusive platform.
“Pornography has always been a kind of gateway to success for media platforms. It was for VHS, DVD, and of course most significantly the web which really had nothing going for it in the early days. That said, it’s not like Apple needs anything to help its product along so by keeping the systems free of certain types of material they can further their brand without hurting their bottom line,” said Scrape TV Technology analyst Ken Kevins. “Very few companies have the ability to do anything like that so it makes their platform more appealing to a larger audience that might be turned off by certain things. It makes total sense for the business even if it doesn’t for Jobs himself.”
It’s not clear yet what type of pornography Jobs enjoys.
“I’m sure he wouldn’t like it to be known that he’s using a competitor’s product but now that it’s out there he might as well go all out and tell everyone what exactly it is he is looking at. I could speculate but much of what goes through my mind really can’t be printed, as I’m sure is the case with Jobs, that dirty, dirty CEO,” continued Kevins. “The bigger question is what this means for Apple users. Should they ditch their iPhones totally? Should they grab an Android phone just for porn? Now that Jobs has one it’s quite clear that many of the Apple fanatics are going to be going out and getting one and trying to find out exactly what Steve likes.”
Rumours that Jobs had recently bought into a large Hentai producer have proved to be false.
Martin Philton, Technology Correspondent
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